What women want...

april

Pickle Queen
I don't get why some lesbians dress and act like men... are they not proud to be a woman? Maybe I see same sex relationships as an emotional connection and less sexual. Most lesbians that act and dress manly seem to dislike men.. if I could only know the answer lol life is interesting I luv people
 

mysunnyboy

Well-Known Member
I don't get why some lesbians dress and act like men... are they not proud to be a woman? Maybe I see same sex relationships as an emotional connection and less sexual. Most lesbians that act and dress manly seem to dislike men.. if I could only know the answer lol life is interesting I luv people
i think you guys need to make some lesbian friends cause you are waaaaay off base. :eyesmoke:
 

timlang420

Active Member
different women want different things. most ive been with want a man who understands (even if you dont make them think you do) and has a smooth touch.

[video=youtube;uTBAhYE-_bw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=uTBAhYE-_bw[/video]

alot of guys just expect to get some. you gotta do shit, be chivalrous. i taught my 9 year old to always hold the door for lady, open the car door for your mom, etc.
 

timlang420

Active Member
If we poof (fart) and it smells don't even acknowledge it.

If you don't like our mother, smile and remember, we don't like your ex-wife.

Don't expect us to clean your house. Why would I want to clean your place when I can turn on the TV and catch a game and/or get high? Get real.

If you are going the frig to get something for yourself ask us if we want something.

Have we gained weight? Once again it behooves you to Lie.

Open doors, it makes you look like a gentleman whether or not you are.

Eat pussy like you mean it.

Clean your bathroom.

Sneaking pictures of us nake will get you a beat down by our brothers.
1- dont fart next to me then. im not gonna fart next to you...excuse yourself and fart somewhere else, wtf...
2- no guy likes his girls mother, and no guy likes his ex wife either
3- thats awesome, if you smoke weed and watch sports maybe i we should talk...
4- same goes for restaurants where you get your own refill, ask your date if she wants a refill you lazy bastard
5- dont gain weight...jk...kinda
6- open all doors, car doors too. even if you gotta make an effort to do so (oh no, i gotta walk around the car!)...do it
7- oh i mean it...everytime. one of my favorite things to do, i gotta a vibrating ring too...they love that shit
8- thats funny cuz i had a girl come out of my bathroom one time and look me in my eyes and she was like "you bathroom is dirty", her eyes got all wide. i gotta 9 year old, its too be expected sometimes.
9- its not exactly sneaking when you pose for them...i dunno
 

Sativied

Well-Known Member
I just want a man who wants to listen to my stupid work place stories after a stressful day.
Oh... I thought that was just my wife. I hate it when I pick her up and she starts repeating dialogs she had with her coworkers... "And then she said "oh my" and I said "yes really" and bla bla bla bla yada yada yada bla bla". She does always look a bit pissed when I cut her stories off and tell her she needs more girlfriends to chit-chat with... hmmm maybe you have a point :lol:

I just want a man who wants to listen
Seriously, that's it right there though. And really listen, as in be interested. That's also why the best pickup lines are questions, show (or gives the impression if you are not sincere and just want to get laid) you are interested in listening to her.

5- dont gain weight...jk...kinda
9- its not exactly sneaking when you pose for them...i dunno
:lol::lol:
 

timlang420

Active Member
Oh... I thought that was just my wife. I hate it when I pick her up and she starts repeating dialogs she had with her coworkers... "And then she said "oh my" and I said "yes really" and bla bla bla bla yada yada yada bla bla". She does always look a bit pissed when I cut her stories off and tell her she needs more girlfriends to chit-chat with... hmmm maybe you have a point :lol:

Seriously, that's it right there though. And really listen, as in be interested. That's also why the best pickup lines are questions, show (or gives the impression if you are not sincere and just want to get laid) you are interested in listening to her.

:lol::lol:
and look them in the eyes when they are speaking to you. asking questions about what they just said lets them know you not only heard but listened.
 

Sativied

Well-Known Member
asking questions about what they just said lets them know you not only heard but listened.
Yes, remember details and bring them back later on in the conversation, preferably while making her smile/giggle. Basically just make a real genuine effort (and yes it can still be entirely genuine even if you take a systematic or even practiced approach).

Talking as if I'm a player lol, I'm not, same woman for more than half my life. :)

and look them in the eyes when they are speaking to you.
Reminds me of a scene from the movie The Story of Luke (2012), where Luke and his new buddy look at two 'normal' people flirting with each other at a copy machine. Look them in the eyes when they are speaking to you, but not constantly, do it with moderation, look away occasionally.
 

timlang420

Active Member
Yes, remember details and bring them back later on in the conversation, preferably while making her smile/giggle. Basically just make a real genuine effort (and yes it can still be entirely genuine even if you take a systematic or even practiced approach).

Talking as if I'm a player lol, I'm not, same woman for more than half my life. :)

Reminds me of a scene from the movie The Story of Luke (2012), where Luke and his new buddy look at two 'normal' people flirting with each other at a copy machine. Look them in the eyes when they are speaking to you, but not constantly, do it with moderation, look away occasionally.
making girls laugh is always good.

maybe your not a player, just a good dude. i still have good relationships with many of my x's. i was just hanging out with one of my x's last night for my bday.

yeah, you dont want to stare straight into their eyes the entire time without blinking or moving, lol, that may be creepy.
 

mysunnyboy

Well-Known Member
The female friends all look like like the biebs lol do they have penis envy and hate? Most would make such pretty ladies...If they dressed the part. I dont question their sexuality only style...
wait, so all her friends look like justin beiber? maybe he looks like them?
honestly i really don't care what you guys think. live about 20 more years then make your broad generalizations from your own life experiences. :eyesmoke:
 
Top