Any ideas

[automated]

Well remind me to enlist you all you guys should I decide to rob a bank, although you may be a bit noisy and the tools a bit heavy duty you would I'm sure do the job.

in that case, lets rob the guy when he takes the add board away after countless people failed

 

[curious2garden]

if that's the case i stick my foot up the guards ass while cn uses his oxygen lance

With your motocross boots on too? Wait, I have to visualize this

 

[Rawrb]

I would use a Lightsaber.

 

[slowbus]

i'd ask my buddy Wally to move it but please don't scratch.That mfr can break an anvil.

 

[silasraven]

so this is what you gotta do, go to willee coyote pay him 200 dollars and a road runner. he'll give you a box and in this box you will find an acme rocket. take this rocket and aim right for the top.

 

[eye exaggerate]

...first, tell the people that it's Canadian cash. After they've all laughed and walked away, become the proud owner of a new aluminum and glass contraption attached to a bullet proof glass case.

...from there:

 

[cannabineer]

That's "loonie". cn

 

[giggles26]

Why not just seduce the security guard, slip him some roofies and take incriminating pictures of him.....

 

[curious2garden]

I would use a Lightsaber.

I must admit this is the most elegant solution. However I finally realized the problem with my solution as well as yours here! How would we get away with that money? So once faced with this dilemma I realized I had to plan this entire mission better.

So here is my revised plan. Fly in with C5, land on street. Kneel the C5 and drive out in your Abrams.


Roll deftly over container, pop hatch on bottom, pull container/money in, draw troll face on concrete with sharpie, button up bottom hatch, turn turret and drive back into FRED. Unkneel the bitch and take off. EASY PEASY

Unfortunately this plan would probably cost all the 3 mill and then some LOL. But I bet it would work.

 

[dirtsurfr]

Let Justin Bieber crash into it with his fancy car.........
Probably won't open the case but we'd be rid of Justin!!!!

 

[curious2garden]

Let Justin Bieber crash into it with his fancy car.........
Probably won't open the case but we'd be rid of Justin!!!!

Yes but why ruin a perfectly good car Dirtsurfr you are a hoot!

 

[cannabineer]

Yes but why ruin a perfectly good car Dirtsurfr you are a hoot!

Anticipated! "Just not in that car". cn

 

[cannabineer]

I must admit this is the most elegant solution. However I finally realized the problem with my solution as well as yours here! How would we get away with that money? So once faced with this dilemma I realized I had to plan this entire mission better.

So here is my revised plan. Fly in with C5, land on street. Kneel the C5 and drive out in your Abrams.
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Roll deftly over container, pop hatch on bottom, pull container/money in, draw troll face on concrete with sharpie, button up bottom hatch, turn turret and drive back into FRED. Unkneel the bitch and take off. EASY PEASY

Unfortunately this plan would probably cost all the 3 mill and then some LOL. But I bet it would work.

That has so much to recommend it. My only tiny suggestion is to replace those nice friendly rubberized treads with the Golf Shoes. cn

 

[curious2garden]

That has so much to recommend it. My only tiny suggestion is to replace those nice friendly rubberized treads with the Golf Shoes. cn

Sorry 'neer I want to keep it street legal.

 

[cannabineer]

ooo ... can't resist. cn

Also, how ya gonna make the Kneeler street-legal, nu? cn

 

[TigerClock]

problem solved.

 

[potpimp]

problem solved.

OK, we have a winner here folks!! Thread closed.

 

[rowlman]

Put that at a Detroit bus stop and see if its there in the morning.

 

[cannabineer]

Pfah. Expert level: Mogadishu. cn

 

[ShazMo09]

That is so awesome...Was it really a case of you break it you take it home? That is the best advertisment I have ever seen...Kudos