Cooter@666
Well-Known Member
Thanks man!hahaha, I always referred to the national monument as "America's Boner." Nice job on the bodhi's man.
I was on the Metro and this big fat grumpy old lady sat down next to me, mind you there were plenty of empty seat available, she just about crushed my scrawny little ass she was so fat, I slid over just in time otherwise she would have crushed my leg, i was getting off on the next stop anyways so i plotted my next move.
Once the Metro made it to my stop i got up and aimed my mud trumpet directly into the old ladies face and played her a few sour notes, I can still hear her choking and ganging form the rotten release of swamp gas... I was in tears on the platform dying of laughter as the train pulled away.