Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[ClaytonBigsby]

Relax, negro. I was making a joke saying that you live in the trees behind the bike. Looks like a homeless camp. I was in the middle of cleaning all of my bathrooms and I know the chemicals were getting to me. It's slow here, you're amped up (as usual) and I was going to challenge you to a shit talking contest. I'm over it. I need to shower, make a margarita, and I'll be back. Maybe I'll be back in the mood later.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

I was going to challenge you to a game of horseshoes

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

a game of horseshoes!!!...

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

[video=youtube;ZX1wJe-Kqvk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX1wJe-Kqvk[/video]

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Hi FIVE!!!!

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Now you owe me a watermelon

 

[DONNYS]

Relax, negro. I was making a joke saying that you live in the trees behind the bike. Looks like a homeless camp. I was in the middle of cleaning all of my bathrooms and I know the chemicals were getting to me. It's slow here, you're amped up (as usual) and I was going to challenge you to a shit talking contest. I'm over it. I need to shower, make a margarita, and I'll be back. Maybe I'll be back in the mood later.

i accept challenge

 

[DONNYS]

Now you owe me a watermelon

i would beat u to death with a watermelon

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

you couldn't pick up a watermelon

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

you couldn't pick up a woman for that matter

 

[DONNYS]

you couldn't pick up a watermelon

the fuck i cant
i throw it at u like a bowling ball

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

your fingers are too fat to fit in a bowling ball, because they are swollen from all the time you spend sitting on them to give yourself a "Stranger"

 

[DONNYS]

your mom loves my fingers

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

C'moooon, where are ya?!?!??! Get back here

 

[DONNYS]

she going slap shit out of u for talking shit

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Yeah, my mom said you have the softest hands and the easiest for her to French manicure.



Your mom loves sucking the jam from my toes.

 

[DONNYS]

C'moooon, where are ya?!?!??! Get back here

what u mean im still here
dont puss out cry wolf

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Why did you take the training wheels off your bike for your pic in front of your house?

 

[DONNYS]

yeah, my mom said you have the softest hands and the easiest for her to french manicure.



Your mom loves sucking the jam from my toes.

wait stop everything
dude that sounded so gay
for real

 

[DONNYS]

Why did you take the training wheels off your bike for your pic in front of your house?

haha ..................