Random Jibber Jabber Thread

beardo

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Just want to announce to everyone I'm finally hemroid free, thanks for all your support. So who wants to cyber?
I saw a chicks asshole turn inside out and come out looked like one of those slippery snake things that are like a baloon with water that keep turning inside out so it's hard to grab, yeah like that, I was like oh shit and she touched it and was like what? like she didn't know her asshole was hanging out like a tail, all I could say was no more anal for you so I finished up in the good hole, I hate doing anal anyways it's like an obligation, when a chick offers up anal and your not into it she acts disappointed or like somethings wrong with you or with her and its awkward, anyways I don't think I'll be calling her again
 

ClaytonBigsby

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I saw a chicks asshole turn inside out and come out looked like one of those slippery snake things that are like a baloon with water that keep turning inside out so it's hard to grab, yeah like that, I was like oh shit and she touched it and was like what? like she didn't know her asshole was hanging out like a tail, all I could say was no more anal for you so I finished up in the good hole, I hate doing anal anyways it's like an obligation, when a chick offers up anal and your not into it she acts disappointed or like somethings wrong with you or with her and its awkward, anyways I don't think I'll be calling her again


Uh, can I get her number?......... it would make that docking fantasy a little less awkward..
 

beardo

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Uh, can I get her number?......... it would make that docking fantasy a little less awkward..
I don't know if it would be cool of me to give out her number, I don't want to disrespect her, she's a nice girl, i'm just not into it.
We are having a masturbation Saturday though and it's a great place to meet people, if you're in the area and want to come, here is the info
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/3910678982.html
 

beardo

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So who wants to cyber?
I have been seriously wondering if I can make any money with video chat? I'm wondering if it's worth while or if there is to much competition or if guys even make money doing it, anyone have info on how I can make money with video chat and how much I could realisticly expect to make doing it
 

Indagrow

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I don't know if it would be cool of me to give out her number, I don't want to disrespect her, she's a nice girl, i'm just not into it.
We are having a masturbation Saturday though and it's a great place to meet people, if you're in the area and want to come, here is the info
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/3910678982.html
That sounds just delightful

im currently looking through the list of possible cyber partners, meticulously going over your every post for a mental connection.. If I don't get to you tonight please understand I have a weak butt
 

Indagrow

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I have been seriously wondering if I can make any money with video chat? I'm wondering if it's worth while or if there is to much competition or if guys even make money doing it, anyone have info on how I can make money with video chat and how much I could realisticly expect to make doing it
Your issue would be that a video chat with you would be priceless. That being said you should use the idea you had mentioned of a disguise while on cam.. Then you could put a price on your services as opposed to your current situation where your price is..less.
 

beardo

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That sounds just delightful

im currently looking through the list of possible cyber partners, meticulously going over your every post for a mental connection.. If I don't get to you tonight please understand I have a weak butt
I thought I was going to shit myself earlier, felt like it was just going t fall out, has the squirts a couple times and after still felt like it might let loose, coffee and energy drinks
hey any info on my above question on video chat as far as earning money?
 

beardo

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Your issue would be that a video chat with you would be priceless. That being said you should use the idea you had mentioned of a disguise while on cam.. Then you could put a price on your services as opposed to your current situation where your price is..less.
wait, what is that last part? Why is my price less? Why am I worth less than I would be if I wear a disguise?
 

Indagrow

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Scientist and top men alike could not affix a monetary value to your services. If you where hypothetically not you, and I was much stronger with the power of flight, and obviously teleportation and deep space travel... Then they could put a price on your love, as they would not know it was you.. Where as now you are less a price.. Not as in your price is less, but rather you lack a price.. Unobtainable to the most powerful wealthy people of the worlds history
 

dirtsurfr

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Scientist and top men alike could not affix a monetary value to your services. If you where hypothetically not you, and I was much stronger with the power of flight, and obviously teleportation and deep space travel... Then they could put a price on your love, as they would not know it was you.. Where as now you are less a price.. Not as in your price is less, but rather you lack a price.. Unobtainable to the most powerful wealthy people of the worlds history
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beardo

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Scientist and top men alike could not affix a monetary value to your services. If you where hypothetically not you, and I was much stronger with the power of flight, and obviously teleportation and deep space travel... Then they could put a price on your love, as they would not know it was you.. Where as now you are less a price.. Not as in your price is less, but rather you lack a price.. Unobtainable to the most powerful wealthy people of the worlds history
Ok, that's what I was hoping you ment

I have been selling my dirty socks on ebay for awhile and don't get me wrong it's good and I do alright with it but it's not really a career, it's not enough for me so I was thinking the next logical step is to do video chat for money but i'm not sure of the best way to do it or what the best site to use would be and how much I would actually earn, I don't see much room for growth with the socks, I can only use two pairs a day or three if it's raining otherwise they don't get smelly enough and people aren't satisfied, I thought I could sell my underware but ebay takes them down, I guess they are ok with socks but my drawers violate rules and other sites don't have anyone shopping there so they don't sell and it's to hard and expensive to put up my own website just to sell my underware, I talked to a couple chicks who sell theirs but they didn't want to help me sell mine right now, I think the video chat is the way to go, I also think the disguise is a good idea it will make it more exciting and can be my trademark
 

ebgood

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Scientist and top men alike could not affix a monetary value to your services. If you where hypothetically not you, and I was much stronger with the power of flight, and obviously teleportation and deep space travel... Then they could put a price on your love, as they would not know it was you.. Where as now you are less a price.. Not as in your price is less, but rather you lack a price.. Unobtainable to the most powerful wealthy people of the worlds history

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