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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
When the beavers come, the wood points north. Gotta love the subarctic. cn
beuffer420
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I still can't get over you held one! Darn spiders bother the hell out of me lol!oOH!!! and since beuffer hates spiders I sent him pics of giant spiders today
Jimmyjonestoo
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I hate bobs.......oOH!!! and since beuffer hates spiders I sent him pics of giant spiders today
Although it's more controlled and we can get the parts of the system moving easier and more smoothly when you are on life support for awhile previous to harvest, you don't have to be. When you come in from trauma we can harvest. We have OR teams on call on both sides. I've been harvester and I've been on the recipient teams. We try to keep organs within procurement zones but we fly when we had to for correct typing.
After a harvest the bodies are not sent on to medical schools. The bodies we got for medical school were relatively pristine for the most part. Med students really need to see fairly normal anatomy. Not what comes off the OR table post harvest. There is nothing to study then that will make sense to them at that level.
We use all that we can and you'd be amazed what all we can use. Then we close what's left of the body and the move it to the morgue where the mortuary attendants pick up the deceased's remains and add the external prosthetics if there will be a viewing. It's very important to know the bodies that come into the OR in open casket condition leave the OR that way. So an open casket is possible after a little mortuary aesthetician magic.
You should be. I'm just saying I'm not giving any of my 'old friends' incentive for killing me faster. They already have enough provided by me. Unless you previously pissed off a bunch of folks in the medical community you receive treatment in there's no incentive for killing you faster
LOLDonor's are NOT suckers!
That's part of what makes harvesting so hard. When you are standing there taking out every vital organ to sustain life and then you see the monitors go dark and the ventilator stop and you are still working in the literal dead silence that surrounds you, FOR HOURS! You have ample time to consider the generosity of this person and their entire family.
Do you know WHY money is charged for the organs? Because organs have refused to harvest themselves! Worse once you are declared dead your insurance will simply refuse to pay for anymore procedures. Let's blame the insurance companies shall we? Because for all we pay for the crappy insurance we get and the fucking obscene profits they make they SHOULD pay for the last part of our life (not a big funeral I mean the handling and prep of the remains). Maybe if they had to face what their fucking denials caused they would get a little of their own back (but I digress).
I don't know about you but I do not work for free! So because it's poor form to ask the family of the donor to pay for the fees associated with the room, anesthesia, various and sundry surgeons and support staff, there's a charge for harvesting. This has to be charged for we are doing a bazillion procedures on one body that is HORRIFICALLY expensive. We have rotating teams and the local organ procurement center staff there as well. ugh.. it all has to be paid not to mention special solutions, drugs, yadda yadda.
You will be happy to know that thanks to advances in biological science in your kids lifetime we may grow all donor organs from our own cells. We are becoming much better mechanics LOL So this arcane practice of ours may one day be as inscrutable to the future as the Egyptian funereal coptic jars LOL
So here I am reading this thinking I never found servers to be overtly friendly or hostile wonder what I'm missing? LOL and I realized you were discussing humans and not 'puters LOL! Oh geezokay folks off ill update toimorrow for some good stuff
potpimp
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OK, that makes sense; nobody ever explained that to me.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I am glad you got it
I didn't want to go into more detail. But broad brush framing of the event is important. Harvesting is traumatic, as a favor to everyone it's best not to describe what we do in graphic detail. I don't think we'd get the donor numbers we do now if it was. No one needs to carry that in their heads, no one.Errrrr uh no and this is why you can never be a sys admin. You see MOST servers today run on:
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I suspect a traumatic episode from childhood. cnI am glad you got it
Errrrr uh no and this is why you can never be a sys admin. You see MOST servers today run on:
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ROFLMFAO!! Oh I see you have meet See4 and his USB stick server..... CLASSIC! If only you knew.I suspect a traumatic episode from childhood. cn
Come on See4 where are ya? LOL
Indagrow
Well-Known Member
Welp.. Happened again.. I swear I wasn't looking for trouble this time it found me. Went to a pond in my back woods (pics attached) end of a night type deal with some girls and guys... One dude thought it was okay to wonder off and b and e into a lady's house for food, as if I'm a horrible host or some shit..I brought chips?
so my scenic sunrise for the morning was interrupted by a swift beat down and cuff.
I did nothing.. They ripped my truck apart in relation with the breaking and entering found nothing despite there best efforts, I was released of all charges and given a formal apology by the police force after pressing the issue as to the relevance of illegal search on my vehicle
moral of the story.......internal position
so my scenic sunrise for the morning was interrupted by a swift beat down and cuff.
I did nothing.. They ripped my truck apart in relation with the breaking and entering found nothing despite there best efforts, I was released of all charges and given a formal apology by the police force after pressing the issue as to the relevance of illegal search on my vehicle
moral of the story.......internal position
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DONNYS
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thats crazyWelp.. Happened again.. I swear I wasn't looking for trouble this time it found me. Went to a pond in my back woods (pics attached) end of a night type deal with some girls and guys... One dude thought it was okay to wonder off and b and e into a lady's house for food, as if I'm a horrible host or some shit..I brought chips?
so my scenic sunrise for the morning was interrupted by a swift beat down and cuff.
I did nothing.. They ripped my truck apart in relation with the breaking and entering found nothing despite there best efforts, I was released of all charges and given a formal apology by the police force after pressing the issue as to the relevance of illegal search on my vehicle
moral of the story.......internal position
i wouldnt suggest partying with that dude again
Please release the spirit of Beardo back into the ether from whence it came.Welp.. Happened again.. I swear I wasn't looking for trouble this time it found me. Went to a pond in my back woods (pics attached) end of a night type deal with some girls and guys... One dude thought it was okay to wonder off and b and e into a lady's house for food, as if I'm a horrible host or some shit..I brought chips?
so my scenic sunrise for the morning was interrupted by a swift beat down and cuff.
I did nothing.. They ripped my truck apart in relation with the breaking and entering found nothing despite there best efforts, I was released of all charges and given a formal apology by the police force after pressing the issue as to the relevance of illegal search on my vehicle
moral of the story.......internal position
Next PLEASE explain internal position?? or mayhap you experienced the ultimate internal search position.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Only if it's moist and tight enough! cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Sooo Inda ... how is your hemorrhoid doing, especially after you assumed the Internal Position? It all comes together in the end ... cnWelp.. Happened again.. I swear I wasn't looking for trouble this time it found me. Went to a pond in my back woods (pics attached) end of a night type deal with some girls and guys... One dude thought it was okay to wonder off and b and e into a lady's house for food, as if I'm a horrible host or some shit..I brought chips?
so my scenic sunrise for the morning was interrupted by a swift beat down and cuff.
I did nothing.. They ripped my truck apart in relation with the breaking and entering found nothing despite there best efforts, I was released of all charges and given a formal apology by the police force after pressing the issue as to the relevance of illegal search on my vehicle
moral of the story.......internal position
Jimmyjonestoo
Well-Known Member
Who wants some lemon cuts? Hate to say it but my outdoor are too big for where they are. Hopefully one day the man will decide i have the right to grow as many plants as i want as big as i want but for now they have to stay hidden. So ive taken about 18 1ft+ cuts so far and that takes care of one plant. I have three more to do lol. Sucks having to hack these ladies down (trust me im in no way disapointted with their size). Hell i have no need for as many cuts as i took but i hate to waste them. Last three plants might just get trimmed up with garden sheers.
Stillbuzzin
Well-Known Member
I live 30 minutes from a medical school. Already finished the paper work. You guessed it.Although it's more controlled and we can get the parts of the system moving easier and more smoothly when you are on life support for awhile previous to harvest, you don't have to be. When you come in from trauma we can harvest. We have OR teams on call on both sides. I've been harvester and I've been on the recipient teams. We try to keep organs within procurement zones but we fly when we had to for correct typing.
After a harvest the bodies are not sent on to medical schools. The bodies we got for medical school were relatively pristine for the most part. Med students really need to see fairly normal anatomy. Not what comes off the OR table post harvest. There is nothing to study then that will make sense to them at that level.
We use all that we can and you'd be amazed what all we can use. Then we close what's left of the body and the move it to the morgue where the mortuary attendants pick up the deceased's remains and add the external prosthetics if there will be a viewing. It's very important to know the bodies that come into the OR in open casket condition leave the OR that way. So an open casket is possible after a little mortuary aesthetician magic.
You should be. I'm just saying I'm not giving any of my 'old friends' incentive for killing me faster. They already have enough provided by me. Unless you previously pissed off a bunch of folks in the medical community you receive treatment in there's no incentive for killing you faster
Donor's are NOT suckers!
That's part of what makes harvesting so hard. When you are standing there taking out every vital organ to sustain life and then you see the monitors go dark and the ventilator stop and you are still working in the literal dead silence that surrounds you, FOR HOURS! You have ample time to consider the generosity of this person and their entire family.
Do you know WHY money is charged for the organs? Because organs have refused to harvest themselves! Worse once you are declared dead your insurance will simply refuse to pay for anymore procedures. Let's blame the insurance companies shall we? Because for all we pay for the crappy insurance we get and the fucking obscene profits they make they SHOULD pay for the last part of our life (not a big funeral I mean the handling and prep of the remains). Maybe if they had to face what their fucking denials caused they would get a little of their own back (but I digress).
I don't know about you but I do not work for free! So because it's poor form to ask the family of the donor to pay for the fees associated with the room, anesthesia, various and sundry surgeons and support staff, there's a charge for harvesting. This has to be charged for we are doing a bazillion procedures on one body that is HORRIFICALLY expensive. We have rotating teams and the local organ procurement center staff there as well. ugh.. it all has to be paid not to mention special solutions, drugs, yadda yadda.
You will be happy to know that thanks to advances in biological science in your kids lifetime we may grow all donor organs from our own cells. We are becoming much better mechanics LOL So this arcane practice of ours may one day be as inscrutable to the future as the Egyptian funereal coptic jars LOL
So here I am reading this thinking I never found servers to be overtly friendly or hostile wonder what I'm missing? LOL and I realized you were discussing humans and not 'puters LOL! Oh geez