Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[Total Head]

so my 6+ months of smoking almost no weed is about to pay off. hr called earlier and starting next month i am a state employee at a state of the art mental hospital on the overnight shift (3 extra bucks an hour). i have smoked herb exactly 10 times (and ate it once) since new years and finally there's a point to it all. i'll be clean by then no problem and after i have my piss test i'm going to smoke myself stupid.

in celebration i chugged the 3 beers that were in my fridge and am watching a great ball game (sox/mariners). i also got to turn down a supplemental job that i didn't really want.

in sadder news the recent weather has given me jock itch, but i had some leftover cream from some ringworm i had a while back and it's doing the trick. life is good.

 

[beardo]

I need some help in my thread that I started asking for help

 

[beardo]

 

[beardo]

 

[beardo]

 

[beardo]

 

[DONNYS]

yep u need some fucking help bro

 

[beardo]

 

[DONNYS]

total wtf is smoking almost no weed ?
u either smoking or u aint

 

[UncleBuck]

normally i buy $1 flip flops, the rubbery kind with the strap that starts falling out after a month and soles that wear down to nothing but glorified sheets of paper, but today i splurged and spent well in excess of $7 on a nice pair and they feel so good. they're made out of actual canvas or cloth or something above the rubber sole and they make my feet happy.

in sadder news the recent weather has also given me jock itch and clayton's idea of scrubbing it with ajax is not working so well.

 

[DONNYS]

normally i buy $1 flip flops, the rubbery kind with the strap that starts falling out after a month and soles that wear down to nothing but glorified sheets of paper, but today i splurged and spent well in excess of $7 on a nice pair and they feel so good. they're made out of actual canvas or cloth or something above the rubber sole and they make my feet happy.

in sadder news the recent weather has also given me jock itch and clayton's idea of scrubbing it with ajax is not working so well.

i buy same ones but last only a week then have a blow out

 

[DONNYS]

i heard rubbing stinging nettles good for jock itch
try it

 

[kinetic]

damn that clayton, Im sorry he gave you that bad advice Buck. Everyone knows you use Comet not Ajax.

 

[DONNYS]

i need go post on drunk thread
cuz im drunk

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

What is proper etiquette when some lesbian shit breaks out in public at a party? Is it ok to whip it out and start choking it while watching? Do you applaud, whistle, or make cat calls of encouragement? Do you start touching them and try to join? Shit is so confusing. Is that why they say gay people are confused?

 

[cannabineer]

normally i buy $1 flip flops, the rubbery kind with the strap that starts falling out after a month and soles that wear down to nothing but glorified sheets of paper, but today i splurged and spent well in excess of $7 on a nice pair and they feel so good. they're made out of actual canvas or cloth or something above the rubber sole and they make my feet happy.

in sadder news the recent weather has also given me jock itch and clayton's idea of scrubbing it with ajax is not working so well.

1) Try Clorox.
2) Until you've tried $40. flip-flops, you simply haven't lived. cn

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

normally i buy $1 flip flops, the rubbery kind with the strap that starts falling out after a month and soles that wear down to nothing but glorified sheets of paper, but today i splurged and spent well in excess of $7 on a nice pair and they feel so good. they're made out of actual canvas or cloth or something above the rubber sole and they make my feet happy.

in sadder news the recent weather has also given me jock itch and clayton's idea of scrubbing it with ajax is not working so well.

damn that clayton, Im sorry he gave you that bad advice Buck. Everyone knows you use Comet not Ajax.

Hey, HEY! I never said use comet or ajax on jock itch. I said I used it after sex with a gas station bathroom whore to try to clean my junk and scrub off any potential life ending or lifelong complications.

I recommended Lotrimin for that itchy balls business.



In other news, pics or it didn't happen

 

[UncleBuck]

1) Try Clorox.
2) Until you've tried $40. flip-flops, you simply haven't lived. cn

i dare not even look at $40 flip flops.

 

[Total Head]

total wtf is smoking almost no weed ?
u either smoking or u aint

i smoke about once every 3 weeks, usually when i drink. i didn't want it built up in my system because i'm pretty fat and i don't want a lot of fuss to pass a piss test. i haven't bought it in years. i tore down my grow a while back because of aphids. i douched the whole house and got rid of the bugs but i haven't put the grow back up because i don't want a mountain of weed laughing in my face when i'm studying for a piss test. i'll probably pop some seeds in the next week or so now that i know i can go back to my usual pothead ways soon.

 

[DONNYS]

What is proper etiquette when some lesbian shit breaks out in public at a party? Is it ok to whip it out and start choking it while watching? Do you applaud, whistle, or make cat calls of encouragement? Do you start touching them and try to join? Shit is so confusing. Is that why they say gay people are confused?

well that depends