Random Jibber Jabber Thread

ebgood

ebgood

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DONNYS said:
yep u got to talk to fuck
but cant ust walk up say u want to fuck got bullshit with them tell them they pretty and shit
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not always, i swear that behind the ear hair tug shit drops panties! i aint got the patience to flatter possibly undeserving girls. if chick got compliments from me, i meant that shit and she deserved it!
 
DONNYS

DONNYS

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ebgood said:
not always, i swear that behind the ear hair tug shit drops panties! i aint got the patience to flatter possibly undeserving girls. if chick got compliments from me, i meant that shit and she deserved it!
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cool dont lie to bitches they deserve respect
unless u got to lie
 
Skuxx

Skuxx

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DONNYS said:
yep u got to talk to fuck
but cant ust walk up say u want to fuck got bullshit with them tell them they pretty and shit
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Ummm no.... Have you been to florida? There's honestly too many whores. They can be pretty smart sometimes too.... very rarely will a female be smart... .but it happens. And when it does, they are usually whores. And most likely in florida as well.. They'll be living at your place within a few weeks. You'll see. =)
 
DONNYS

DONNYS

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Skuxx said:
Ummm no.... Have you been to florida? There's honestly too many whores. They can be pretty smart sometimes too.... very rarely will a female be smart... .but it happens. And when it does, they are usually whores. And most likely in florida as well.. They'll be living at your place within a few weeks. You'll see. =)
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yes i lived there and them hoes only living there if u let them
got to draw a line in the sand
 
ebgood

ebgood

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ok so im about caught up on the last week here @ riu and yea i gotta say donny u r all over the place dog. u shootin for a riu espy or somethin?
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
ClaytonBigsby said:
Not all 2-ply toilet papers are the same.


I will tell you what I hate.




Donny, get back in your box!
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It's when the glue machine is in poor tune, and when I start a virgin roll, it splits the plies and then I am left with two cometary tails of absorbent sheet that are noticeably out of phase. i mean, the perforations can be two entire inches out of lockstep. Then I have to puzzle out how to correct the situation, and when some pancake-house mud is rapidly cooling on the suburbs of my sphincter, it's just the sort of multitasking that i do not at all expect or appreciate. i haven't yet found a brand that does not throw me that intelligence test at the most inopportune and unwelcome of moments. cn
 
Mike Young

Mike Young

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Is there some sort of significance to this 17th day in july? My redneck neighbor is lighting off mortars like it's 1776. Idiot!
 
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