PlasmaRadio
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Don't leave us hanging! The punchline for a bad bong experience must be killer.
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Wikidbchofthewst
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Aww Wh00p, I'll smoke a bowl in your honor. Try to send you stoned vibes
*focusing my mind powers*
*focusing my mind powers*
IAMDGK
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haha you gotta be a pimp nig
your always posting about bein with different chicks haha
reminds me of when was 17 and 18 haha
IAMDGK
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Wh00p
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woah...dudee....im so highhhh thank you wikid for that telepathic stoned..
maybe one day ill blow smoke through my speakers and return the favor
anywho since im not stoned i can remember the story.. but ill add in a description picture of what she said the bong looked like..
(goooogleee...hooo)
alright im to lazy to find a straight up shaft bong, but here it is..
(with out all the nice add ins, just a regular shaft bong..)
anywho, heres her story in her blondy words.
"so like this one time, i was smoking out of this bong right? and this was like my first time (laughs at own stupidity) and i was at my ex-boyfriends house right,and his bong was SOOOOO DIRTY!! it was gross.. So yeah He was shocked that i had never hit a bong before and He was like "all you do is suck soft, and then rip it when i remove it"(laughs at how sexual she sounded) "so hes lighting it for me and did i mention i was hitting it on his bed? ok..so im breathing in hard and suddenly i started hearing this chshhhkkkkkkk sound, so i thought i was supposed to breath harder and like i guess i ended up breathing the ashes all the way down the tube and then he removes the diffuser and i breath in SOOOOOO hard this time and the ashes went in to my throat as well as the bong water all over my lips and toung..I was so shocked that i pushed the bong on accident and the nasty nasty water fell everrywhere and it broke!"
thats when i took a celebitory hookah hit and passed it to the asian chick i was with o.o
maybe one day ill blow smoke through my speakers and return the favor
anywho since im not stoned i can remember the story.. but ill add in a description picture of what she said the bong looked like..
(goooogleee...hooo)
alright im to lazy to find a straight up shaft bong, but here it is..
(with out all the nice add ins, just a regular shaft bong..)
anywho, heres her story in her blondy words.
"so like this one time, i was smoking out of this bong right? and this was like my first time (laughs at own stupidity) and i was at my ex-boyfriends house right,and his bong was SOOOOO DIRTY!! it was gross.. So yeah He was shocked that i had never hit a bong before and He was like "all you do is suck soft, and then rip it when i remove it"(laughs at how sexual she sounded) "so hes lighting it for me and did i mention i was hitting it on his bed? ok..so im breathing in hard and suddenly i started hearing this chshhhkkkkkkk sound, so i thought i was supposed to breath harder and like i guess i ended up breathing the ashes all the way down the tube and then he removes the diffuser and i breath in SOOOOOO hard this time and the ashes went in to my throat as well as the bong water all over my lips and toung..I was so shocked that i pushed the bong on accident and the nasty nasty water fell everrywhere and it broke!"
thats when i took a celebitory hookah hit and passed it to the asian chick i was with o.o
Wh00p
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i taught my nephew to say "Life of a P.I.M.P aint a life wit out me"
he was 5..
Uncle Jake taught him well.
some of the chicks i usually hang out with man..there highschool friends, others are good friends i meet at the hookah bar..And the one who told the story? well she was hot enough to listen to thats all i can say.
Wikidbchofthewst
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My 4 year old niece asked me why I have to go to work, and then answered herself by saying "You gotta go make that money? So you can buy me presents?"
Apparently when her dad leaves for work in the morning her mommy says "daddy's gotta go make that MONEY"
Apparently when her dad leaves for work in the morning her mommy says "daddy's gotta go make that MONEY"
IAMDGK
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haha you gotta love talkin to hot chicks, they def. make it easier to pay attention hahai taught my nephew to say "Life of a P.I.M.P aint a life wit out me"
he was 5..
Uncle Jake taught him well.
some of the chicks i usually hang out with man..there highschool friends, others are good friends i meet at the hookah bar..And the one who told the story? well she was hot enough to listen to thats all i can say.
Wh00p
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kick ass wikid thats just great!
Im trying to remember if i had any catch phrases back then when i was a lil'one..
edit:
back when i was about 12 going to chicago to see an uncle get married, my cuz kept saying "TNT..DYNOMMITTEE"
Wikidbchofthewst
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I had two brothers. My phrase was "oooo, Imma tell..."
Wh00p
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yeah, but I am one to apreciate a good conversation..
If theres someone out there who is witty smart and cunning then ill happilly fall in love with them..
right now im 20 and I like where I am at
Good friends, good times and great endings is all i can ever ask for
Wh00p
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i bet there reponse went from
age 9: please dont tell!! please? pleasssee?
age 12: tattletaleee!!
age 15: ill give you 5 bucks to shut j0 mouth!
age 18: bitch please..............
thats how it was with my sister
(if you were wondering, when ever i bribed her she brought a pack of cigarettes..)
blynd
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even at 24 I can appreciate what it was like to be 20 or 21 ... I'm hanging out with these kids at my new work (retail) and they're all freakin 21 ... middle of college, drinking all the time, going out to clubs, all the goddamn time ... SHIT
I just want to get high and hang out at my place watching tv or something, I don't have the energy for their shit; it's exhausting!
anyways, maybe I'm jealous, maybe I'm not, but I can appreciate what it was.
so have fun while you can, because pretty soon (hopefully) your priorities will change without even knowing it. hahahaha god i'm high
I just want to get high and hang out at my place watching tv or something, I don't have the energy for their shit; it's exhausting!
anyways, maybe I'm jealous, maybe I'm not, but I can appreciate what it was.
so have fun while you can, because pretty soon (hopefully) your priorities will change without even knowing it. hahahaha god i'm high
IAMDGK
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im 20 also manyeah, but I am one to apreciate a good conversation..
If theres someone out there who is witty smart and cunning then ill happilly fall in love with them..
right now im 20 and I like where I am at
Good friends, good times and great endings is all i can ever ask for
haha thats cool
im really happy with my relationship and love talking to her as much as i can
and youll find someone for sure man
i never thought i ever would
Wikidbchofthewst
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Aww, that's cute! Makes me feel all warm and squishy inside.
Wh00p
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i hear that man.. Im not one to go clubbing that much, i go to bars yes..clubbing not so much..even at 24 I can appreciate what it was like to be 20 or 21 ... I'm hanging out with these kids at my new work (retail) and they're all freakin 21 ... middle of college, drinking all the time, going out to clubs, all the goddamn time ... SHIT
I just want to get high and hang out at my place watching tv or something, I don't have the energy for their shit; it's exhausting!
anyways, maybe I'm jealous, maybe I'm not, but I can appreciate what it was.
so have fun while you can, because pretty soon (hopefully) your priorities will change without even knowing it. hahahaha god i'm high
And shiiiteeeee! Im happy where i am right now, i have enough intelligence in me to be wiser then many people and i have the energy to pursue those goals later in life
johnny1234
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i'm 20 and already getting well over going out clubbing. i think there comes a point when you realize you're not actually doing anything when you go out and its all the same and -all in all- rather boring. id much rather stay in with some good people and watch a film or read a book on my own.i hear that man.. Im not one to go clubbing that much, i go to bars yes..clubbing not so much..
And shiiiteeeee! Im happy where i am right now, i have enough intelligence in me to be wiser then many people and i have the energy to pursue those goals later in life
Twistyman
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Wait till you hit 54...thats exhausting......I thought I'd be gone by 40..even at 24 I can appreciate what it was like to be 20 or 21 ... I'm hanging out with these kids at my new work (retail) and they're all freakin 21 ... middle of college, drinking all the time, going out to clubs, all the goddamn time ... SHIT
I just want to get high and hang out at my place watching tv or something, I don't have the energy for their shit; it's exhausting!
Last time I went to a club, I wanted to smack all the assholes.....but I'd still BE there.....so I left...
Pookiedough
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Good morning ya bunch of old farts.
email468
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alright twisty! representing the geriatric crowd! preach on and amen brother-man!Wait till you hit 54...thats exhausting......I thought I'd be gone by 40..
Last time I went to a club, I wanted to smack all the assholes.....but I'd still BE there.....so I left...