gootch cramp

[smokeh]

any1 ever have this except me? god damn its so painful, nearly makes me cry every time. i get it 75% of the time when i sneeze for some reason.

for those of u that dont know what a gootch is, its the part of the body in between ur ball sack and crack. the piece of skin that connects.

gootch was just a funny word that was made up round here few years go, i forgot the actual name of it.

 

[jollygreengiant8]

LMAO gootch cramp when you sneeze...thats gotta suck

 

[rage99]

No and dont want to

 

[smokeh]

yeah it sucks. like when im in work an i just sneeze then i get the cramp an its really painful, like my eyes are closed an im tryin to hold my gootch to kinda get rid of it. its like heaven when it stops though.

lol an no, u dont want it. its worse when ur smokin. ur sat there in ur chair nice an relaxed an then u gotta sneeze an it ruins ur comfort

 

[1252life]

oh dude, i had that a few years ago.

my doctor called it gootchalitis. its a worm that makes a home in your gootch and after time it crawls in your butt hole, then it makes you allergic to weed, then allergic to air, pretty soon you can't breathe and you die.

luckily i know the only cure for it. but its a secret, sorry bro.

 

[40acres]

I thought it was called the taint



Taint balls and taint asshole

 

[jollygreengiant8]

I thought it was called the taint

me too, also heard it called the coin purse

 

[valuablevariable]

they described what a gooch is in the jackass movie, more or less exactly how you described it. my guess is you saw from it there and forgot about it

 

[smokeh]

me too, also heard it called the coin purse

"would u errrrr, would u shave my coij purse"

i heard it from family guy.


nah im good. i can control it sometimes. i suppose it could be muscle spaz... if theres any muscle in teh gootch?

 

[cxt]

oh dude, i had that a few years ago.

my doctor called it gootchalitis. its a worm that makes a home in your gootch and after time it crawls in your butt hole, then it makes you allergic to weed, then allergic to air, pretty soon you can't breathe and you die.

luckily i know the only cure for it. but its a secret, sorry bro.

hahahaha
Maybe try n figure out some way to stretch your gooch or something, whenever i feel a cramp coming n the arch of my foot i just gotta keep it stretched n the cramp doesn't come. haha do some kind weird positions n try n figure out a way to stretch your gooch!

 

[stoner408]

Smoke More Weed

 

[rkm]

Ever get that cramp in the bottom of your foot when your getting it on with your lady, or what ever your preference is?

 

[smokeh]

hahahaha
Maybe try n figure out some way to stretch your gooch or something, whenever i feel a cramp coming n the arch of my foot i just gotta keep it stretched n the cramp doesn't come. haha do some kind weird positions n try n figure out a way to stretch your gooch!

that'd look professional at work,lol!

ass in the air, head down, legs apart

 

[SocataSmoker]

Ever get that cramp in the bottom of your foot when your getting it on with your lady, or what ever your preference is?

Yeah man! It's cause your foots bent while dogging it... I just put my leg up kinda like the Capt. Morgan commercials, go at it from that angle for a while.

 

[Stoney McFried]

LMAO! That gave me a visual...a woman waits for her man in bed...he is doing nude squat thrusts and flexing and stretching...she asks wtf he's doing and he says slyly..."Baby, I'm gonna fuck you till I get cramps..."

Yeah man! It's cause your foots bent while dogging it... I just put my leg up kinda like the Capt. Morgan commercials, go at it from that angle for a while.

 

[SocataSmoker]

"Baby, I'm gonna fuck you till I get cramps..."

Hahahaha! That's the spirit! I'd probably say something that silly too...

 

[gogrow]

any1 ever have this except me? god damn its so painful, nearly makes me cry every time. i get it 75% of the time when i sneeze for some reason.

for those of u that dont know what a gootch is, its the part of the body in between ur ball sack and crack. the piece of skin that connects.

gootch was just a funny word that was made up round here few years go, i forgot the actual name of it.

i have almost fallen off of a roof with a bundle of shingles on my shoulder b/c of "notcho cramps"...(notcho ass, notcho balls) so i feel your pain