Guns don't kill people, gun owners kill people.

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
it is ONE slippery slope with many paths of traverse. but you know that, anyone who can read knows that, but you love to flap your gums and make snarky comments. imma have to put you back on ignore and lock it down.
why?..bucky is being polite..imo
 

schuylaar

Well-Known Member
as i explained before, the .38 was a ricochet, it just broke my scapula, and that hurt like a motherfucker. being pretty drunk helped im sure, and thus continuing to get drunker seemed like a fine idea while the fragments were removed.

i got stun gunned by a dipshit who thought this was the bombass way to throw a robbery. i didnt even realize what he was trying to do until he shocked me the second time... i really didnt even feel it. i thought he was pokin me in jest.


i got a twin brother and quite often people i dont know will slap my back, shout incomprehensible inside joke greetings and ask why im ___________ instead of _______________.

i figured this dumbass was one of my twin's bros til i felt a tingly feeling and heard the snapping of the induction coils, then it was on.

i assumed he was using a stun gun with shit batteries but after i beat his ass it sure did make him dance pretty good.

later, as a part of firefighter training i was volunteered to be the test subject to demonstrate the utility of the Taser system. (they wanted the biggest guy there, and that was me)

it really didnt even feel like all that much, the darts were more annoying than the voltage

and no i dont drink motor oil. that shit is 'spensive.

i drinks Sterno like a respectable hillbilly.
whoa..there's 2 dr. kynes..oh, buuuuuuuuuuucky:lol:
 

Beefbisquit

Well-Known Member
Do you have a Class III Weapons stamp? If not, you are committing a Federal felony that the government has seen fit to kill women and children over. 18" is the shortest barrel you can have.

edit: I see you are Canadian or at least pretending to be now that you have admitted to a federal crime in the USA.
The problem with those 12" barrel shotguns is the 2 round magazine capacity.
First off, I didn't admit to anything. You accused me of committing a 'Federal felony' (and only if I don't have a class III weapons stamp and am a US citizen).
 

Beefbisquit

Well-Known Member
This is a non-restricted weapon in Canada that you can legally hunt with if you wanted to. lol

[video=youtube_share;627FtuvP0tY]http://youtu.be/627FtuvP0tY[/video]

Check your facts KKKynes, cause you don't know shit.
 

Dr Kynes

Well-Known Member
whoa..there's 2 dr. kynes..oh, buuuuuuuuuuucky:lol:
rest easy cherie, my twin brother is a militant leftist of whom you would fully approve. he supports the Occupytards, responds to every criticism of Obama with "Thats Racist!" and firmly believes that everyone with an R behind their names is an evil nefarious plotter who spends hours in darkened rooms dry washing his hands and twisting his moustache while preparing his next assault on minorities women and children.

he even defends Joe Biden.

yes, my own identical twin is a braindead lefty jingoist who believes that taxation creates prosperity.

when he married a black woman, i told him, "dude, she is a fucking BITCH youre gonna regret this", he said i was a racist, and we didnt talk for 5 years.

until she ran off with another dude, sticking him with her 100+K in college loans, 30k in credit card debt, a lease on an apartment in new york he could no longer afford, an empty bank account and a credit rating that would make a hobo hide his face in shame.

yeah, he had to move in with a racist, who only hated his old lady because she was black....

i knew she was black long before i thought she was a bitch, but thats democrats for ya.
 

Beefbisquit

Well-Known Member
rest easy cherie, my twin brother is a militant leftist of whom you would fully approve. he supports the Occupytards, responds to every criticism of Obama with "Thats Racist!" and firmly believes that everyone with an R behind their names is an evil nefarious plotter who spends hours in darkened rooms dry washing his hands and twisting his moustache while preparing his next assault on minorities women and children.

he even defends Joe Biden.

yes, my own identical twin is a braindead lefty jingoist who believes that taxation creates prosperity.

when he married a black woman, i told him, "dude, she is a fucking BITCH youre gonna regret this", he said i was a racist, and we didnt talk for 5 years.

until she ran off with another dude, sticking him with her 100+K in college loans, 30k in credit card debt, a lease on an apartment in new york he could no longer afford, an empty bank account and a credit rating that would make a hobo hide his face in shame.

yeah, he had to move in with a racist, who only hated his old lady because she was black....

i knew she was black long before i thought she was a bitch, but thats democrats for ya.

I guess that makes you the boy who yelled 'bitch'.

Call black people enough names, and when you're actually right about one of them; no one listens.
 

Dr Kynes

Well-Known Member
This is a non-restricted weapon in Canada that you can legally hunt with if you wanted to. lol


Check your facts KKKynes, cause you don't know shit.
http://globalnews.ca/news/365045/sawing-off-a-shotgun-can-mean-serious-prison-time-but-loophole-allows-new-shotguns-with-8-5-inch-barrels/

wow, amazingly enough you seem to be correct. somebody has fucked up creating a Loophole through which such useless guns can be purchased, good for you.

ordinarily i would apologize for being wrong, but since this is entirely a strawman created by you, and based solely in a recently discovered technicality in a faulty law, you can stuff it.

it is still a random, inaccurate, dangerous to use, piece of shit, and considering yours is from Norinco it's probably faulty in manufacture as well.

when the canadians get their heads out of their asses and fix that loophole, the registration laws you accepted will of course be used to gather up all those pieces of shit and smelt them down.

perhaps then you will realize the purpose of registration: to make a list for later seizure.

enjoy your technicality while you may, but it's still an irresponsible dangerous and pointless toy.

owning such a weapon is entirely contradictory to your premise, since anyone standing within 100 meters, and within a 30 degree arc of your muzzle is in danger of being shot by that piece of shit every time you touch it off.

you might as well keep Frag Grenades for "home defense".
 

Dr Kynes

Well-Known Member
I guess that makes you the boy who yelled 'bitch'.

Call black people enough names, and when you're actually right about one of them; no one listens.
nope. she was a bitch.

and hey, so are you.

but of course unless youre a "Person of Colour", thats not racist.

unless you are a homosexual, then it's homophobic hatre speech, even if i am unaware of your predilections.

or if you have one of the new trendy "syndromes" like "Assburgers Betamale Loser Syndrome" or "Morgellons Tweaker Sketching Disease".

why dont you trot out your special dispensation factor right now so we can all walk on eggshells around whatever bug has crawled up your self-indulgent ass.
 

Beefbisquit

Well-Known Member
http://globalnews.ca/news/365045/sawing-off-a-shotgun-can-mean-serious-prison-time-but-loophole-allows-new-shotguns-with-8-5-inch-barrels/

wow, amazingly enough you seem to be correct. somebody has fucked up creating a Loophole through which such useless guns can be purchased, good for you.

ordinarily i would apologize for being wrong, but since this is entirely a strawman created by you, and based solely in a recently discovered technicality in a faulty law, you can stuff it.

it is still a random, inaccurate, dangerous to use, piece of shit, and considering yours is from Norinco it's probably faulty in manufacture as well.

when the canadians get their heads out of their asses and fix that loophole, the registration laws you accepted will of course be used to gather up all those pieces of shit and smelt them down.

perhaps then you will realize the purpose of registration: to make a list for later seizure.

enjoy your technicality while you may, but it's still an irresponsible dangerous and pointless toy.

owning such a weapon is entirely contradictory to your premise, since anyone standing within 100 meters, and within a 30 degree arc of your muzzle is in danger of being shot by that piece of shit every time you touch it off.

you might as well keep Frag Grenades for "home defense".

Are you retarded? Bird shot can be significantly slowed by drywall, or at the very least the vapor barrier and siding after the drywall. The fact that there's no choke means the BB's per square inch are lessened, meaning less penetration.

Idiot.


You're not allowed to modify (saw-off) firearms, but manufactured firearms are O.K.

For a hardcore Republican, you're citing a Liberal Canadian site as your source. LOL

Go fuck yourself! :D
 

Harrekin

Well-Known Member
This is a non-restricted weapon in Canada that you can legally hunt with if you wanted to. lol

[video=youtube_share;627FtuvP0tY]http://youtu.be/627FtuvP0tY[/video]

Check your facts KKKynes, cause you don't know shit.
Who the ACTUAL fuck puts a holo-sight on a shotgun?
 

Dr Kynes

Well-Known Member
Who the ACTUAL fuck puts a holo-sight on a shotgun?
i bet he saw it in Borderlands and thought it was a good idea.

anyhow, it appears canada is the only civilized nation on earth to allow short barrel shotguns, which is really shocking.

until you think about poutine (that's fries smothered in Gravy to the rest of us) Curling, Hockey, Canadian Whiskey, Kraft Dinner (with Ketchup pleeze!) and celine dion, then it kinda makes sense.

the shotgun is short, so you can put it in your mouth and still reach the trigger easily, it's a shotgun, so youre less likely to miss, and it's got a holosight so you can be cool when you paint the wall behind you with your brains.

the brass catcher prevents waste, so your spent shell can be easily recycled for another canadian's Express Checkout, and no semi automatic action ensures that you wont spasm as you Go Into The Light, and accidentally shoot a passing goose out of the sky.

thats really very forward thinking.
 

Beefbisquit

Well-Known Member
i bet he saw it in Borderlands and thought it was a good idea.

anyhow, it appears canada is the only civilized nation on earth to allow short barrel shotguns, which is really shocking.

until you think about poutine (that's fries smothered in Gravy to the rest of us) Curling, Hockey, Canadian Whiskey, Kraft Dinner (with Ketchup pleeze!) and celine dion, then it kinda makes sense.

the shotgun is short, so you can put it in your mouth and still reach the trigger easily, it's a shotgun, so youre less likely to miss, and it's got a holosight so you can be cool when you paint the wall behind you with your brains.

the brass catcher prevents waste, so your spent shell can be easily recycled for another canadian's Express Checkout, and no semi automatic action ensures that you wont spasm as you Go Into The Light, and accidentally shoot a passing goose out of the sky.

thats really very forward thinking.

That was actually pretty funny, I LOL'd....

....but you forgot the Cheese Curds in poutine.

And Canadian Whiskey is the shit.


I'm not one to give a shit about what type of action you have*, or what cartridge you use; all firearms should be treated responsibly.

*Full auto should be regulated
 

Dr Kynes

Well-Known Member
I've seen many people use MARS sights (reflex/laser) on shotguns including the irish rangers... HOLO not so much these days...
on a shotgun with a barrel 8.5 inches long and a cylinder bore?

that thing needs a Barn Door sight, not a high tech holographic night vision infrared ninja assassin scope set to kill at 1000 meters and designed to shoot three bullets at once when firing at children.
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Fired at around 45 degrees I think you'll find a large proportion of guns capable of causing harm at such distances

As to how "useful" that is depends on your intentions
If my intention is to hit the target, even if I am a superior marksman, my range with a typical handgun is 50 yards, with a silhouette-quality handgun or typical rifle, 250 yards, and with a "super sniper" long gun - and assuming I've trained, 1500 yards. That last gun, probably a .50BMG bolt gun, can lob a slug over ten thousand yards ... but not with any precision.

<add> looks like I walked into a party here.
 

Canna Sylvan

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or if you have one of the new trendy "syndromes" like "Assburgers Betamale Loser Syndrome"
I have that, but other suckers pay me to write. I'm pretty much Buck, but I don't lie to Uncle Sam and say my ill gotten monies was Christmas presents. So the punch line is on you. Btw, Walden was Thoreau. I posted two of my favorite Whitman poems for you.
 

echelon1k1

New Member
on a shotgun with a barrel 8.5 inches long and a cylinder bore?

that thing needs a Barn Door sight, not a high tech holographic night vision infrared ninja assassin scope set to kill at 1000 meters and designed to shoot three bullets at once when firing at children.
Only on shotguns with barrels around 18" or thereabouts if I remember correctly... Are you referring to back boring?
 

Harrekin

Well-Known Member
If my intention is to hit the target, even if I am a superior marksman, my range with a typical handgun is 50 yards, with a silhouette-quality handgun or typical rifle, 250 yards, and with a "super sniper" long gun - and assuming I've trained, 1500 yards. That last gun, probably a .50BMG bolt gun, can lob a slug over ten thousand yards ... but not with any precision.

<add> looks like I walked into a party here.
Barrett brought out a new round to replace the fiddy, I think it's like a 438 or some mad random number.

Has a slightly longer distance and can put slightly more energy on target at a slightly longer range.

Id post linkage but it's 8am here and I got like 2 hours sleep.

EDIT: It's a 416 ;)

http://www.barrett.net/firearms/model82a1
 

budlover13

King Tut
That was actually pretty funny, I LOL'd....

....but you forgot the Cheese Curds in poutine.

And Canadian Whiskey is the shit.


I'm not one to give a shit about what type of action you have*, or what cartridge you use; all firearms should be treated responsibly.

*Full auto should be regulated
Full-auto is wasteful and useful at the dame time. Pretty much limited to cover fire imo. Now a 3-round burst, THAT'S useful :)
 
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