Need Help

[ClaytonBigsby]

So, I have been gambling for a while and have fallen, well, let's just say I'm behind the 8 ball. I haven't made a mortgage payment in 4 months and the wife doesn't know. I need to put everything down on one game this weekend or shit is going to hit the fan. Any tips?

 

[UncleBuck]

about a pound.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Fuck you, UB

 

[chewberto]

Stop gambling, grow weed!

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

So, I have been gambling for a while and have fallen, well, let's just say I'm behind the 8 ball. I haven't made a mortgage payment in 4 months and the wife doesn't know. I need to put everything down on one game this weekend or shit is going to hit the fan. Any tips?

Fuck, too bad you didn't ask this last week. That point spread between Denver and Jacksonville was easy money.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

or was it?!?!?!? I mean, they should have covered. THAT thinking is what got me in this position. I actually lost our bed in a card game last Sat night. Wife doesn't know. She doesn't know I gamble at all. Hell, she's driving someone else's car and doesn't know it. I have a bout a week before the house of cards comes down. Let's brainstorm!!

 

[LIBERTYCHICKEN]

Cash the bank account out and hide any valueables from the wife before telling her

 

[chewberto]

Ok, I've got it! The ol' classic! Hunny, the House got robbed! Stole the bed

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

Fuck bro. You might have to hit a lick. I'm always down to ride.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Some college game would be your best bet or baseball.

DICE!

[video=youtube;0I-hvJg9PNU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0I-hvJg9PNU[/video]

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

If I could find a Polack to bet me on a replay, I'd be great, but this is serious, very serious. I even owe a GD priest 3 large on a Notre Dame game.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

If I could find a Polack to bet me on a replay, I'd be great, but this is serious, very serious. I even owe a GD priest 3 large on a Notre Dame game.

With all due respect.

I'm glad I'm not young anymore.

 

[Joedank]

dude you gotta be kidding man 3 large to a priest?? no fucking way i call bullshit

 

[UncleBuck]

Cash the bank account out and hide any valueables from the wife before telling her

With all due respect.

I'm glad I'm not young anymore.

dude you gotta be kidding man 3 large to a priest?? no fucking way i call bullshit

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Sounds like Bucky had a special boyfriend over tonight.

 

[loquacious]

So, I have been gambling for a while and have fallen, well, let's just say I'm behind the 8 ball. I haven't made a mortgage payment in 4 months and the wife doesn't know. I need to put everything down on one game this weekend or shit is going to hit the fan. Any tips?

I will loan you the money. Do you have paypal?

 

[lahadaextranjera]

It's not how you play the game, it's knowing when to stop it!!

That one statement got me to walk away from the table (after I won!) many a time.

Good luck !!

 

[Jimmyjonestoo]

Prepare your butthole for gritty truck stop man love. Only way you will get that money back. Good luck .

 

[neosapien]

Clayton your predicament is a very common one. I think we've all been in the "pay up or get kneecapped" snafu. My advice would be to take a home equity line of credit out on your home, probably up to 80% of your home's value is allowable, and put it all on the most sure bet there is. Easy money.

 

[rowlman]

If I could find a Polack to bet me on a replay, I'd be great, but this is serious, very serious. I even owe a GD priest 3 large on a Notre Dame game.

So, praying is not an option now.