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vacpurge

vacpurge

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oh jesus, another one of these threads... this ones a complete fail. 3 pages and I dont think 1 person has fallen for it.
 
JohnnyGreenfingers

JohnnyGreenfingers

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I say we knock off your bookie and rob him. This way nobody will know you didn't pay, plus you profit from robbing him. Then we find another bookie and bet it all on one game. You with me??
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Joedank said:
dude you gotta be kidding man 3 large to a priest?? no fucking way i call bullshit
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What!?!? You don't think priest's can have a vice? At least he's not porking young boys (as far as I know). This priest used to be a bookie, but had to cool it when too many thug looking, non members kept showing up for confessional. People were starting to talk.


neosapien said:
Clayton your predicament is a very common one. I think we've all been in the "pay up or get kneecapped" snafu. My advice would be to take a home equity line of credit out on your home, probably up to 80% of your home's value is allowable, and put it all on the most sure bet there is. Easy money.
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Done and done, Neo. The house is now over $100k underwater. That ship has sailed. Thanks though!


JohnnyGreenfingers said:
I say we knock off your bookie and rob him. This way nobody will know you didn't pay, plus you profit from robbing him. Then we find another bookie and bet it all on one game. You with me??
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I like your thinking, but it's too many people and it would be obvious. My own mom is waiting for our bed. She got me good and liquored up before our poker game. Pretty sure she had an extra ace under her leg, and called her on it. Shit got heated and a little physical until she put a gun in my face and gave me two weeks to deliver. Sometimes I think all of the incest/rape was setting me up for a lifetime of subservience. If we DO clean up the streets, we start with that bitch!
 
lime73

lime73

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first thing stop gambling!
second tell your partner the honest truth....she will not leave you and if she does than its never was meant to be, but if you dont tell her, she will feel like she is not part of your life, good with the bad my friend...just fucking tell her! nothing worse than keeping everything all bottled up ...she should appreciate you coming forward ...and just might be able to help... if you dont tell her you will loose her one way or another, if not now than what else will you keep from her...just saying!

peace and love

Lime

and did i say stop gambling! waste of your time when you could be doing more productive things...i know cuz ive been there!
 
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minnesmoker

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Clayton... As someone who's had to slash their own debts a couple times, trust me.. Gamble away, just make sure you know where they're staying... I'll give ya' some tracked 100s, we can make "pity me payments" to them, and watch where the money goes -- from there, we'll clean 'em out, and clean up any messes.

A unified strike is the ONLY way to go! And, don't tell the Mrs. or you know old Willy's going to see the chopping block -- maybe for real this time.

I'm just trying to be a friend to ya'.
 
JohnnyGreenfingers

JohnnyGreenfingers

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lime73 said:
first thing stop gambling!
second tell your partner the honest truth....she will not leave you and if she does than its never was meant to be, but if you dont tell her, she will feel like she is not part of your life, good with the bad my friend...just fucking tell her! nothing worse than keeping everything all bottled up ...she should appreciate you coming forward ...and just might be able to help... if you dont tell her you will loose her one way or another, if not now than what else will you keep from her...just saying!

peace and love

Lime

and did i say stop gambling! waste of your time when you could be doing more productive things...i know cuz ive been there!
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This is absolutley horrible advice on so many levels. First, as my good friend Saul Goodman would say, DENY DENY DENY! Make her show you video of you caught red handed, and then deny and lie your way out of that. The little delicate petunias are better off not knowing when you have to do a little dirt to put the meat loaf in her oven. (<--LOL unintentional gold right there) Second, there are two types of men in this world. Walter Whites, who get owned by Skylars everywhere and change shitty diapers and wear fanny packs to carry your wife's makeup in, and Heisenbergs, who lay down the law or powder up their pimp slapping hand and smack the shit out of life. Trust me on this. Be the Heisenberg.

minnesmoker said:
Clayton... As someone who's had to slash their own debts a couple times, trust me.. Gamble away, just make sure you know where they're staying... I'll give ya' some tracked 100s, we can make "pity me payments" to them, and watch where the money goes -- from there, we'll clean 'em out, and clean up any messes.

A unified strike is the ONLY way to go! And, don't tell the Mrs. or you know old Willy's going to see the chopping block -- maybe for real this time.

I'm just trying to be a friend to ya'.
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This is truly what's up. When we finish with these clowns you'll be running the game yourself and all of your gamble can be out of some pussy's pocket who told their wife the truth. *shudder*
 
Adjorr

Adjorr

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I agree stop gambling, I used to own a fairly successful computer sales business when I was in my early 20s and I lost it all and so much more to the casino, and u know how it happened? Always chasing my losses, it never ever works. Now I just go once a year for my birthday just to have some fun play a hundred bucks on roulette or black jack never more then that.
as for telling the truth and coming clean with ur wife, that's up to you. sometimes what they don't know don't hurt them but every situations different
 
JohnnyGreenfingers

JohnnyGreenfingers

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Adjorr said:
I agree stop gambling, I used to own a fairly successful computer sales business when I was in my early 20s and I lost it all and so much more to the casino, and u know how it happened? Always chasing my losses, it never ever works. Now I just go once a year for my birthday just to have some fun play a hundred bucks on roulette or black jack never more then that.
as for telling the truth and coming clean with ur wife, that's up to you. sometimes what they don't know don't hurt them but every situations different
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Stopping gambling is something you do if you don't have the sense enough to learn how NOT to be the fish. He is more than smart enough to learn that.
 
kelly4

kelly4

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Clayton, offer your services as payment to your bookie. You might be able to do some collecting, roughing someone up, murder, or even a little 'glory holing'.

Think about it...money, guns and male prostitution. Good times, yes sir!!
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Listen Gang, I appreciate the comments about not gambling anymore, but that is not helping. No way in hell I'm telling the wife anything I don't have to. I still have a chance to make it right without her knowing anything, and I like to sleep; so I'm keeping it to myself.

Kelly, I like your idea as an absolute last resort and hope it doesn't come to that. I don't like taking orders from anyone, especially ones I cannot turn down. I owe Tommy Korman $60k;.....it's not like I'm buying a washer and dryer.

How about some tips! I need your best tip for Saturday's college games. Just one, I'm going all in. I need to win to save my life.
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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Ok, so I am eyeing a few games:

Oregon -38.5
Wash St

Stanford -5.5
UCLA

Alabama -28
Arkansas


Boise St -22
Nevada



Some big point spreads against teams that aren't too bad. Stanford should come out for blood after losing their #5 ranking. Seems 5.5 is pretty small. They should win by 14 in my book.

Anyone?
 
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