Shittiest Tasting Halloween Candy?

[Balzac89]

Particularly the vanilla, strawberry or raspberry ones!!!!

"The anal glands of a beaver, conveniently euphemized as castoreum, are a common ingredient in perfumes and colognes but are also sometimes used to — believe it or not — enhance the flavor of raspberry candies and sweets."

The ingredient can be chemically derived instead of sucked from the ass of a dead beaver.

 

[banks dank]

Salt water taffy and candy corn are tied in my book...

 

[minnesmoker]

Salt water taffy and candy corn are tied in my book...

I used to make my own salt water taffy ... It's fun to make, and delicious!

 

[Sunbiz1]

Milk duds, look and taste like deer droppings.
And malted milk balls. otherwise known as whoppers.

 

[kinetic]

put me on the list for fuck that candy corn crap.

 

[dirtsurfr]

I don't know if this helps, I don't eat candy but at the end of Halloween
I put the candy back in the cupboard till next year
for some reason kids don't stop by my house.

 

[gioua]

these... although I kinda like them for breath mints.. these should not be passed out..

someone here ALWAYS passes this crap out too..

 

[JohnnyGreenfingers]

I don't know if this helps, I don't eat candy but at the end of Halloween
I put the candy back in the cupboard till next year
for some reason kids don't stop by my house.

Picky little bastards...I guess nobody told them that Halloween is basically organized begging.

 

[dirtsurfr]

My youngest son was born on Halloween

 

[420God]

I hate these things.

 

[gioua]

I hate these things.

I dont care for the taste of these earlier.. but I have fond memories of making them into necklaces for my lil siter.. using a needle to poke out the middle was a PITA.. but she enjoyed wearing them..

 

[Indagrow]

an apple..

like okay asshole ruin your own kids lives im here for a week long sugar high step aside

 

[BygonEra]

Lol I like pretty much all the candy posted... even gross shit like candy corn and vanilla/fruit Tootsie Rolls. Actually, I'd say I dislike regular tootsie rolls more than anything else... or licorice anything (Twizzlers count). Yeah.. I guess I'd pretty much just pick out the tootsie rolls and twizzlers and happily eat the rest.

 

[Ringsixty]

Black Licorice
Candy Corn
Fake M&M's
Smarty

Exlax

 

[beuffer420]

Not much of a candy eater but I'm board with kenetic as far as that stupid candy corn goes. That stuff makes my stomach hurt thinking about that taste.

 

[Commander Strax]

if you find yourself at home on holloween with no candy, just give out ice.. don't let them see in the bowl.

 

[Indagrow]

if you find yourself at home on holloween with no candy, just give out ice.. don't let them see in the bowl.

if you find yourself at commander ice's house, use all the eggs and TP there is always next year for the rest of the houses.

(also a good idea but kids are just the dickens)

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

if you find yourself at home on holloween with no candy, just give out ice.. don't let them see in the bowl.

Like Ron White says - "If life gives you Ice then make a whiskey sour"

Wait, maybe I said that whilst drinking.
Oh ffs !

 

[silasraven]

wait 18 plus website and your talking about halloween candy, dude arnt you people to old for trick or treating?

 

[kinetic]

wait 18 plus website and your talking about halloween candy, dude arnt you people to old for trick or treating?

But not too old to raid the kid's candy when they are all done trick or treating.