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beuffer420

beuffer420

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I always lose when I go to the casino and with my addictive personality I try to stay away.

Last time I went with my brother who is the cheapest son of a b I know. So I'm dropping 20's in the one arm bandit he's just watching. Finally I get him to put a dollar in a machine, he pulls it and wins 650 dollars wtf.

Too bad I don't know how to play poker I'd maybe have a better chance of winning.
 
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joe macclennan

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beuffer420 said:
I always lose when I go to the casino and with my addictive personality I try to stay away.

Last time I went with my brother who is the cheapest son of a b I know. So I'm dropping 20's in the one arm bandit he's just watching. Finally I get him to put a dollar in a machine, he pulls it and wins 650 dollars wtf.

Too bad I don't know how to play poker I'd maybe have a better chance of winning.
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poker is all about self control bro, and addictive as hell

I started playing a little worse the last half hour or else I would have came home with around 100$ more.

It's soo hard to keep it when you win. Controlling that euphoric feeling is tough. It's kinda like chasing the high with blow or something. I go smoke a bowl and it calms me down. My buddy refuses to smoke before playing, fucks him up too much.

different strokes
 
Balzac89

Balzac89

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At the casino up here they have a jackpot for poker. You have to have four of a kind and lose the hand.

Our current Hold'em Bad Beat Jackpot has reached $225,000!
 
Balzac89

Balzac89

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joe macclennan said:
poker is all about self control bro, and addictive as hell

I started playing a little worse the last half hour or else I would have came home with around 100$ more.

It's soo hard to keep it when you win. Controlling that euphoric feeling is tough. It's kinda like chasing the high with blow or something. I go smoke a bowl and it calms me down. My buddy refuses to smoke before playing, fucks him up too much.

different strokes
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It's like when you fold a shitty hand before the flop and it shows a fullhouse. Makes you want to play every hand. Which is not a winning strategy.

On big blind I pulled a fullhouse off of 3 7 offsuit.
 
Balzac89

Balzac89

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beuffer420 said:
Thats a good payday if the planets align right and you win that puppy.
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The cool part is the table splits the pot. With the loser taking the biggest chunk, then the winner and finally the rest of the table even split.

All you need is two players with four of a kind. or four of a kind and a royal flush

Which I've never seen lol
 
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joe macclennan

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Balzac89 said:
The cool part is the table splits the pot. With the loser taking the biggest chunk, then the winner and finally the rest of the table even split.

All you need is two players with four of a kind. or four of a kind and a royal flush

Which I've never seen lol
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i was wondering how that worked. I didn't get around to asking tonite.
 
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