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sunni

sunni

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So yesterday the neighbours dog barked bloody murder from 7pm till 10am the next day so when oi put thor in his crate tonight I said thor sing the neighbours the song of yoyr people...he did for about a minute than shut up and ate his pb and kong toy
 
UncleBuck

UncleBuck

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sunni said:
So yesterday the neighbours dog barked bloody murder from 7pm till 10am the next day so when oi put thor in his crate tonight I said thor sing the neighbours the song of yoyr people...he did for about a minute than shut up and ate his pb and kong toy
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my neighbor in my cali apartment always sings in the afternoon, very loudly, to some very bad music.

so i take pictures of myself masturbating and leave them on her door every night.
 
mr sunshine

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sunni said:
guys this is my families resntrant i aint pulling no fucking sexual harassment bullshit and i would never get fired for anything because again its my families resturant. i just wanna move from the sister resturant back to the original one with the good staff

were talking about a resturant that my moms wife has been the head chef of for the last 14 years, its been rated one of the best places to eat in canada, the owner has given me jobs countless amounts of times since i was young and has helped me when in need , iw ould never fuck HER over or my stepmom because the head chef at the sister resturant is being a cunt.

all i need to do is go speak to the owner i just felt like venting on here that it bugs me that they make fun of me
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If u wont get fired for anything the next time that shit happens tell her to go fuck herself with a huge cow dick since your fat slutty ass likes meat so much. And start calling her meat flaps. Crack jokes like i know how much u like the meat so ill let u handle it.
 
clint308

clint308

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A kid rode down to the fish and chip shop
walked in up to the counter
and asked the nice person behind the counter
"can i have $3 worth of chips and 3 potato cakes "
The person behind the counter said "no worries sir , Whould you like salt with that son ? "

The kid said said "no thanks sir , i have my bike outside "
 
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joe macclennan

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whew! what a ride. up and down all night at the table. Lost four hundred in one pot... won it all back in twenty minutes.

cashed out five hundred up...


damn I like this wednesday game..

Juicy junior....real juicy.


woot !
 
dangledo

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riu 116.jpgriu 118.jpgriu 114.jpgriu 109.jpgriu 110.jpg view of the Stanley hotel, from our cabin, where the shining was filmed. the now whiskey bar in the Stanley, where a few dumb and dumber scenes were shot as well. buddy on the left chalked out a rail right before they kicked us out.:leaf:
 
Steve French

Steve French

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dangledo said:
view of the Stanley hotel, from our cabin, where the shining was filmed. the now whiskey bar in the Stanley, where a few dumb and dumber scenes were shot as well. buddy on the left chalked out a rail right before they kicked us out.:leaf:
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Actually it was the hotel that inspired King to write the novel. Apparently he was pissed when they neglected to film there and instead went to Elstree studios in England. Though the television series was filmed there.



I'm a master of looking things up in an encyclopedia and passing them off as my own knowledge
 
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minnesmoker

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I walked into the library to get a video -- mandatory watching in NM for a license. It's "None for the road." It's ok, though, I was baked and tripping balls, I don't drink and drive! I see the lady behind the counter, and I think "fuck me, I'm tripping, she looks like a hooker-witch!" And then I remembered Samhain! So, I really get to see the ghosts and ghouls!
 
sunni

sunni

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got my candy ready . LETS TRICK OR TREAT LITTLE KIDS.

however i doubt many willc ome by however i am hopeful
 
VTMi'kmaq

VTMi'kmaq

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[video=youtube_share;xHqsKJDtGkk]http://youtu.be/xHqsKJDtGkk[/video] costume party tonight at wife's work, gonna go as boz mang!
 
dangledo

dangledo

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Steve French said:
Actually it was the hotel that inspired King to write the novel. Apparently he was pissed when they neglected to film there and instead went to Elstree studios in England. Though the television series was filmed there.



I'm a master of looking things up in an encyclopedia and passing them off as my own knowledge
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I remember thinking it didn't look familiar. after a buddy telling us that, and all the shining shit on the bathroom walls, didn't think much more about it. they even have the movie on a continuous loop. what a knock off haha. tourist trap. Ive been had. :leaf:
 
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