Random Jibber Jabber Thread

sunni

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2013-11-07 04.02.04.jpgcolor is totally off but this is the bathroom the cabniet is like eggshell white and the walls are grey but look like this View attachment 2885476 than im going to put this wallpaper thing i found at walmart behind the toilet cause i cant get back there to paint View attachment 2885478 and than this is the bottom of a cabniet 2013-11-07 04.02.21.jpg and in those square things im going to put that wallpaper stuff in there will look sharp
 

UncleBuck

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well sumbitch...looks like my streak is over. played cards again tonight and they didn't fall well at all. Two big hands and the guys hit middle sets on the river on me fuk me :(

I win those I cash out 500 up again....instead 400 down :((

still up over 700 over all for the last month but still.... that hurts.

think I'm done for a while.


















shit!:cry:

i'd like to sympathize with you, but i'm just too great of a hold 'em player. :razz:

just kidding of course.

one time, my buddy and i went to play a tournament at the local casino. we both bought in with $50 and no players points of frequent player chips, like all the regulars had. we both played ourselves fairly deep in a tournament of 700. he busted out an hour short of the cash, i was pretty close to the cash when my table got moved.

i was playing tight and was card dead for a while, blinds wittled my stack to very short. when i got to the new table, the dealer was the dude whose house i played at every thursday who taught me how to play. it was kind of eerie.

anyhoo, a few hands in, i get a pair of 7s and shove. dude calls me with queens. i'm a huge dog.

flop comes blank-blank-7. now he has two outs with two cards to go, i'm a huge favorite with a decent stack that should get me to the cash.

turn is blank, and then a queen hits the river.

i would have been pissed, but i hate suck outs. so i was almost happy i didn't suck out on the dude.

that was the only ever cash tournie i ever played. i prefer home games.
 

joe macclennan

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deepest I ever went was eleven hours into a 160$ 500 man tourney... finished three from the money :(

it was kinda messed up cuz I really went hoping to get on a cash table, I figured a game that big there would at least be one cash game going...I was wrong EVERYONE got in the tourney so I did too. I only went with two joints and 165$ lol

good thing everyone got two free sodas and a samich with their buyin.



I've won and cashed in quite a few local tourneys and benefits 40-100$ 50 man games. I prefer cash tables tho. I don't like missing hands in tourneys but in cash games I'll get up and take a break occasionally.

been playing cards since i was a little kid.
 

UncleBuck

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i picked up hold 'em in college right when it got popular. i was a natural at it. won my second home game, about 15 players all buying in for $20. won a few others within the next couple months as well. was up a grand in no time.

after college was over and i moved into real life, i would always invite coworkers over for a weekly game. goddamn did i clean up on them. it was a rare week when i did not win against them. talk about easy pickings.

i'm no good nowadays, but it would only take me a few games to get back into the swing of things.

damn, i think i'm gonna go find a game tomorrow. i got the itch now.
 

beuffer420

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Dear spider mites I hate you! You make me spray my garden all the time to keep you away I don't like not one of you in my garden! If I had the money to spray my whole yard I would, in hopes you could not enter it anymore. You stick to my clothes, so I have to change them all day long if I go outside, and I'm tired of taking showers all day long. You get on my dogs and hell I'm just tired of your existence in general. Even though you are not plaguing my garden I will always fight the good fight and not allow my garden to be your home! You have the whole world to live in you can't have the little one I made in my basement.
 

Balzac89

Undercover Mod
I went to an auction today and saw nothing but crap go buy for three hours.

Then a pair of old German microphones came up on auction. No one bid on them all the way down to a dollar.

The auctioneer added a case of spray paint and I bid $1 and ended up taking it for $4.

I looked up the microphones when I got home they are selling on ebay for 350-500 dollars a piece.
 

gioua

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Mine's tomorrow... not common according to this...

people are certainly amorous around January for sure..

 

sunni

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really?
they call me in for a 2 hour shift psh take that stick out of your ass make your fucking desserts salads and your own fucking dishes
dont call me in for 2 hours and make me have to cab there and loose money
 

minnesmoker

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Guy at the gas station says "Why you trippin'?" I was like "What? It's THAT OBVIOUS?" Not even talking to me...

Sunni, you are the sweetest person with the most horrible luck.
 

sunni

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Guy at the gas station says "Why you trippin'?" I was like "What? It's THAT OBVIOUS?" Not even talking to me...

Sunni, you are the sweetest person with the most horrible luck.
hmm yeah ive been having a bout of bad luck lately . for like the past year. oh well must be how the stars are aligned or some shit anyways she told me not to come in hehehe

back to painting though iw ould really like to hit up walmart and get some stuff but i have no way there
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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Just sitting here marinating . TV off nothing but the noise of jack Russell and a 6 year old boy. We could have been at the park but he tries to disobey my order of wearing his helmet while riding his scooter, skateboard or bike.

Find a happy place. Isn't that what happy Fillmore did ? SMMFDH

Edit :: Fillmore - Gillmore close enough
 

Singlemalt

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Grew some Diesel Dog (Dawg , psst) F1 this season...a keeper, really intense but sublime high. Today and tonite ongoing, giving it the real test run.....I really like it, a lot
 
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