My neighbor's dog is always barking...

[neosapien]

Like right now at 8:30 in the morning and has been since about 7:30. This is pretty much a daily event. I think he goes to work and just leaves him outside. I feel bad for the dog. It looks pretty old. Like should be put down, going senile, always barks kind of old. I think I should do something. On the rat poison jar it says use one teaspoon on a piece of bread. How much do you think I should use to safely and humanely euthanize a 50lb dog? Keep in mind this is that good pre-9/11 rat poison. In my heart I know this is the right thing to do. I think this is what the dog is actually asking me to do with it's barking. It knows I'm a nice man and will help it. How have you euthanized medium sized dogs in the past?

 

[gioua]

how much does the owner weigh?

 

[BarnBuster]

I know a mix of Golden Malrin and regular Coca-Cola will kill raccoons. Some don't make it 10 feet from the bowl. I wouldn't poison a pet dog though.

 

[brimck325]

poisoning can be a very painful way to go, i would never use this as an option, unless i was still married.

 

[sunni]

call you humane society

 

[Winter Woman]

If it was my pet and you did that... There would be a nice bonfire where your house used to be. Seriously.

 

[xGrimace]

lol well im glad you came here before putting the dog down. Not alotta ppl are going to be too happy (winter woman) cus they are too much of an animal lover, they cant see the good you may be doing.

 

[Singlemalt]

Road to Hell paved with good intentions. Please don't

 

[CaretakerDad]

poisoning can be a very painful way to go, i would never use this as an option, unless i was still married.

Will someone please tell me how to make this my signature?

 

[gioua]

It's Neo so I would not take his post too seriously.. I am sure he's pissed.. but doubt he's lets kill a dog pissed...

 

[gioua]

I say we start an official Humorous letter he can print out and post on the owners house..

Dear Mr Asshat,
Your dog.. the thing that sits in your backyard and makes some sort of annoying dying barking noise, has made this sweet music from the hours of 7:30am until the time I decided to go inside and type this letter to you...

 

[eye exaggerate]

I say we start an official Humorous letter he can print out and post on the owners house..

Dear Mr Asshat,
Your dog.. the thing that sits in your backyard and makes some sort of annoying dying barking noise, has made this sweet music from the hours of 7:30am until the time I decided to go inside and type this letter to you...

For the win. I imagine some creative sht could come of that letter

 

[cannabineer]

I can see Technical addressing Sales at Rat-Dead Inc ... "Cheap, effective, humane. I can give you any two." Which combo sold rat poison? The stuf is nasty.

Although nowadays i could see another combo selling, smh.

There is a compelling reason not to make a humane rat poison generally available. Sophisticated addicts like myself, who can credibly reframe "humane" as "pleasant", would be constantly underdosing the stuff. Drool.

 

[gioua]

Will someone please tell me how to make this my signature?

^ this is a great signature

 

[neosapien]

The poison has just been laying around here since I bought the place. Might as well use it. I'd hate to see it go to waste. It's called Blue Death. Anyone ever use it on a medium sized dog before? The description on the back says it humanely kills things by "happily energizing their metabolic pathways." I really think it's some top shelf rat poison.

 

[curious2garden]

Like right now at 8:30 in the morning and has been since about 7:30. This is pretty much a daily event. I think he goes to work and just leaves him outside. I feel bad for the dog. It looks pretty old. Like should be put down, going senile, always barks kind of old. I think I should do something. On the rat poison jar it says use one teaspoon on a piece of bread. How much do you think I should use to safely and humanely euthanize a 50lb dog? Keep in mind this is that good pre-9/11 rat poison. In my heart I know this is the right thing to do. I think this is what the dog is actually asking me to do with it's barking. It knows I'm a nice man and will help it. How have you euthanized medium sized dogs in the past?

Ummmm ClaytonBigsby! FTW

 

[BarnBuster]

The poison has just been laying around here since I bought the place. Might as well use it. I'd hate to see it go to waste. It's called Blue Death. Anyone ever use it on a medium sized dog before? The description on the back says it humanely kills things by "happily energizing their metabolic pathways." I really think it's some top shelf rat poison.

Diphacinone oral LD50 values of 0.3 to 7 mg/kg in rats, 3.0 to 7.5 mg/kg in dogs, 14.7 mg/kg in cats

 

[curious2garden]

Yanno neo I'm gonna go old school here and say Mossberg

wait no? Possibly you are trying to come up with some dog on a log recipes for there? Oh shit that's not what they call it there but you know what I mean...

 

[neosapien]

Yanno neo I'm gonna go old school here and say Mossberg

Hmm never thought of that route. Fast and to the point. I like it. Do they make silencers for 12 gauge? I don't want my neighbors to think the meth lab exploded.

 

[curious2garden]

Hmm never thought of that route. Fast and to the point. I like it. Do they make silencers for 12 gauge? I don't want my neighbors to think the meth lab exploded.

You know I'm an engineer and I'd use some duct tape, dryer sheets and a empty paper towel roll