Random Jibber Jabber Thread

[nevyn]

I shouldn't have eaten so much humus I can't stop farting and it smells like rotten humus in here

Nooit bru... I also like humus, not sure if it makes me fart, I am old everything makes me fart, still love humus though, hehe

 

[MojoRison]

Go shopping for gifts and lose my son's "special" teddy bear, nothing hurts more then not being able to help your kids pain.

 

[joe macclennan]

went to the mall to get gift cards.. walked out with subway and no gift cards, im running out of time.. i have exactly zero gifts bought so far.

I did all my shopping on xmas eve one year. It turned out great.

 

[hempyninja309]

Go shopping for gifts and lose my son's "special" teddy bear, nothing hurts more then not being able to help your kids pain.

When my youngest sister was a toddler she had a scruffy looking little stuffed dog she carried with her everywhere. She called him Darby because she couldn't say doggy Lol.

 

[sunni]

I did all my shopping on xmas eve one year. It turned out great.

its soooooooo busylol

today i was shopping and a lady at the cash i guess her gift card wasnt working she was obviously very poor like welfare kinda poor anyways , she had a total of like 7$ or some shit, but the card wasnt working i was in a rush so i said i would pay the balance of 7$ so i could get through quicker and the old rich hag behind me made a "hmp" noise all snot nosed like

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Shit. Killed my car About $5000 worth of new work in it and a brand new set of tires (a week). And I killed it. Must not be living right.

 

[nevyn]

Shit. Killed my car About $5000 worth of new work in it and a brand new set of tires (a week). And I killed it. Must not be living right.

How exactly do you kill a car? Shoot it through the head gasket or something?

 

[Metasynth]

Shit. Killed my car About $5000 worth of new work in it and a brand new set of tires (a week). And I killed it. Must not be living right.

How exactly do you kill a car? Shoot it through the head gasket or something?

Auto-erotic asphyxiation?

 

[joe macclennan]

its soooooooo busylol

today i was shopping and a lady at the cash i guess her gift card wasnt working she was obviously very poor like welfare kinda poor anyways , she had a total of like 7$ or some shit, but the card wasnt working i was in a rush so i said i would pay the balance of 7$ so i could get through quicker and the old rich hag behind me made a "hmp" noise all snot nosed like

I did that for a little old lady last xmas. She had a huge cart full of stuff and it came to like 105$ Pretty thrifty really, when I shop it seems like 100$ only fills up two little bags. anyways, I watched her count the same 5 twenties out like three times and she was getting ready to put a couple boxes of kleenex back and I was like... I got hun. The checkout person gave me a big smile, and I thought the little ol lady was gonna give me a hug.

It feels good to help random strangers sometimes.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Naw. Just didn't see a new pedestrian friendly median in rain plus glare. Been through that intersection a thousand times though probably been ten years since I had. Not moving fast. Realized it and (rather than immediately stopping) decided to proceed and pull off it. But there was a cut for a sidewalk in the median. BAM.
ripped out the condenser, radiator, trans, and bent frame. I miss my Mini.
Edit:
195/55 16" Brookstone runflat tires for sale.

 

[nevyn]

Naw. Just didn't see a new pedestrian friendly median in rain plus glare. Been through that intersection a thousand times though probably been ten years since I had. Not moving fast. Realized it and (rather than immediately stopping) decided to proceed and pull off it. But there was a cut for a sidewalk in the median. BAM.
ripped out the condenser, radiator, trans, and bent frame. I miss my Mini.
Edit:
195/55 16" Brookstone runflat tires for sale.

Bummer man, that really sucks, sorry bro. I don't drive much any-more, way too much of an effort, rather walk or cycle, no buses though, don't like buses much....

 

[420CannabisMMJPothead]

its soooooooo busylol

today i was shopping and a lady at the cash i guess her gift card wasnt working she was obviously very poor like welfare kinda poor anyways , she had a total of like 7$ or some shit, but the card wasnt working i was in a rush so i said i would pay the balance of 7$ so i could get through quicker and the old rich hag behind me made a "hmp" noise all snot nosed like

I did that for a little old lady last xmas. She had a huge cart full of stuff and it came to like 105$ Pretty thrifty really, when I shop it seems like 100$ only fills up two little bags. anyways, I watched her count the same 5 twenties out like three times and she was getting ready to put a couple boxes of kleenex back and I was like... I got hun. The checkout person gave me a big smile, and I thought the little ol lady was gonna give me a hug.

It feels good to help random strangers sometimes.

World'd be better if we all were extra nice to a stranger a day.

-today's deep thought brought to you by... Pot: Helping idiots think they're deep for millennia.

 

[cannabineer]

Auto-erotic asphyxiation?

only the Wankels.

 

[kinetic]

How the fuck are people complaining about Santa getting credit for gifts!? They choose what to write the fat bastards name on!

 

[nevyn]

Can anyone tell me why cannabineer scares me? I really can't understand it, I am always tip toeing around when he? is near. But not this time, took a good long pull and well here I am, don't hurt me please, I am just asking....peace

 

[Bakatare666]

Can anyone tell me why cannabineer scares me? I really can't understand it, I am always tip toeing around when he? is near. But not this time, took a good long pull and well here I am, don't hurt me please, I am just asking....peace

He's good people, ya just gotta get to know how to read some of his answers with that analytical/ scientific mind of his.

 

[Metasynth]

How the fuck are people complaining about Santa getting credit for gifts!? They choose what to write the fat bastards name on!

At first glance, I thought your sig said "Aspire to push the nipples further."

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Can anyone tell me why cannabineer scares me? I really can't understand it, I am always tip toeing around when he? is near. But not this time, took a good long pull and well here I am, don't hurt me please, I am just asking....peace

Northern Hemi thing.

I like it.

 

[nevyn]

He's good people, ya just gotta get to know how to read some of his answers with that analytical/ scientific mind of his.

You not kidding there mate, holy shit, I never know if I am reading what he is saying right, it's disconcerting to say the least. Man some of you people make me feel really backward, lol, but I am learning a lot so it's all good. I know not to use the word cake now, it's PIE dammit. hehe

 

[cannabineer]

Can anyone tell me why cannabineer scares me? I really can't understand it, I am always tip toeing around when he? is near. But not this time, took a good long pull and well here I am, don't hurt me please, I am just asking....peace

It's my Sun Tzu. I am the randomest motherfkr in the valley.