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Exactly what conclusion do you believe I’ve arrived at?

What the fuck are you talking about?

It’s just fucking sad and I don’t understand. Putin is likely the wealthiest person on the planet and could live his days in unimaginable comfort yet this is his chosen course. Some catastrophic flaw in his psyche? Pride? Nationalism? I just don’t get it.

Wonder if the beast performed on cue or if there was a fluffer...Dear mother, Mexico is beautiful. I have found a job working with the animals in a theatrical production. I will send some money soon.

Millions of years of evolution have brought them to this throbbing turgid point.

My wife and her best friend got half a weed leaf tattooed on the side of their hips so that when they leaned together it formed a full leaf. Obviously someone wasn't checking IDs at the shop in 93.

Fuck it, one more before I set out for the dust factory.

Happy Friday y’all. Be safe out there. Hug your loved ones. Be kind to all.

Thanks man. Here ya go.

If you can fit a potato in their pipe who am I to judge.

Flattening tires seems too wasteful. Ahhh yes, that’ll do.

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker." -Willy Wonka A quote that goes through my head at least once a day…

All those eastern bloc mail order brides sprinkled around the world are just waiting for their trigger phrase. Their silicone body armor and enticing appearance will confuse the local masses. We don’t stand a chance. Honestly though this Russia shit is alarming.

Ahhh yes, the good ol I before E when it’s meat. Just like ribeye.

Is Biden a space invader? Sure. Do some of the photos and videos look creepy? Definitely. Has he done anything worse than an overly loving touchy grandma would do? Nope. I‘ll take a handsy granny vs a pussy grabbing (his own words), child raping (Jane Doe v. Donald J Trump. Twice...