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haha it's cool man. I can understand how saying some things would come off as offensive without a proper explanation, and bad memories never bring out our inner diplomat. Hope your day gets better. I'd offer to split a bowl with you if it was possible.

Did I strike a nerve? I mean no offense. The police woman had a masculine hair cut and didn't seem to like men so much = dyke as far as I'm concerned Keep in mind that a persons sexual orientation is none of my business, and is nothing to get upset about as long as it's consensual. Now on...

Have you ever been so high that all you could do was just laugh about incredibly stupid high you were?

I've long since decided that my 4" penis does not allow me to have an ego.

When ever I hear "fuck the police" I automatically assume that someone needs to grow up. I've been victimized by the boys in blue more then once. Most recently my wife and I lost our 25 acre horse ranch because of some dyke with a badge and a grudge a few years ago (putting us in the shit...

So, broke and defeated I walked into a pawnshop today with the last few games that I had left, hoping to scrape enough together for bus fair for the next few week. I have 2 job interviews tomorrow, plus therapy sessions I need to get to and my last paycheck from my previous job won't be here...

Europeans are some of the most bigoted people I've ever met, especially when it comes to the USA. I have known very very very few that did not base their opinions on anything other than propaganda and claimed it all as fact. When presented with actual evidence in a discussion they scream their...

haha exactly, but if you put that way it sounds bad.

I'll admit I'm very racist, but only towards one race of people, and that's those damn humans. Fucking 2 legged hairless apes.

yay another job interview done and over with. Gotta figure out how I'm going to get there tomorrow for the second half of the interview without bus fair or a ride though... Learned a valuable lesson today. Don't ever try to open a traditional folder with your teeth. Just spit out a nice big...

If you put a goat out in the chicken coop it'll keep predators away. Something I've learned when I used to have chickens. I hated the bastards. Nasty little creatures those are. They'll fight each other for a chance to eat a rotten egg. The roosters are the worst. Every time I went to collect...

stoner therapy is the best kind of therapy, me thinks.

Went to church this Sunday for the firs time ever. Had to leave after getting this horrible burning sensation in my soul.

Maybe pull a few of her teeth (leave that big one that, that there's a sexy tooth), and me and her might talk.

I've fucked worse.

I love fat chicks. Slap the ass and ride the wave. I'm a fat fuck and I know it. Don't have a problem with it. I like to eat, and don't like to exercise. It's all about whatever makes you happy.

I like ugly women :/

So follow up appointment with the therapist today. They're going to start random drug testing, because I tested positive at the hospital. Wish I lived in medical state. The herb has less side effects then the pills that the jam down my throat, but... for reasons... I need to play their game and...

Well I usually go through a 1/4oz of regs in 6 days by myself. Half Oz will last about 10 days, and a full oz will last roughly 3 weeks and at the end of it I kind of hate myself. Now if I'm smoking dank, a gram can last me week... but then again I haven't had dank in a VERY long time. And...

The sex would be more frequent in jail