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I like your enthusiasm but the lube's not necessary. We'll moisten our cocks with the blood of our enemies tonight!

I need to meet someone on the corner of 8th and 88th with a large melon, a small rock, $0.47 in exact change (but no dimes), and it needs to be someone who doesn't ask a lot of questions. I'll be waiting for you at 25 o'clock. oh and bring a change of clothes we're going to get a little messy.

I don't really eat when I'm not high. I never weigh myself so I'm not sure if I loose weight or gain weight depending. All I know is when I'm high I eat, when I'm sober I don't.

" chill your tits" that's one I heard a while back

Its fun finding new phrases to use.

Damn, I'm gone for a few hours and all hell breaks loose.

I just accept being fat.

i think you're funny yessica.

fo shizzle.

Well I decided one day to jump my gauges from 3/4" to a full inch. This was done by slicing the inside of my ear with a razor blade so that it will rip towards my face. I thin took a plastic cup (one of the ones that you get from subway) and cut it into a triangle. I then rolled it into a cone...

Pain never bothered me much. The real horror story is what I did to my ears. It involves razor blades, electrical tape, a plastic cup, and lubricant.

I'm ashamed to be in the same species as some of the "people" I meet.

I knew some people that had it. It's not a marble but a surgical steel bead planted just under the skin. They also use silicone sometimes. I had my frenum pierced (that bit of skin under the head right where it meats the shaft) with an 8gauge hoop that would hit the G spot when ever I had sex...

I could see that working. "dude why do you have cake tattooed on your hand?" "Why? Because it's mother fucking delicious that's why!"

I was 19 when I tatted up my mini me.

I did the "FAKE" across my knuckles first when I was 18. I wanted to put "LIAR" because everybody lies (again I was 18 and stupid at this time), but I compromised with fake because I thought that would be more socially acceptable for some reason. I eventually want to get it covered up with just...

what's mmj? Medical Mary Jane?

I thought those pictures of you looked oddly familiar.

Budweiser for me. Never been one for the "finer" things in life.