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Anybody here with genuine geek status? Server/ network/ script issues.

Hummph. Tis the season to be merry... but the dude I found locally has changed his number. Some smokers are so inconsiderate and selfish. Hmmph. And it's my BIRTHDAY next week *stamping foot petulantly*

Hey all, been travelling a lot recently. Decided to get myself a UK license. Need a vehicle to practice the whole left-side-of-the-road thing. My subconscious has been programmed to react according to right-hand traffic (even when crossing the road as a pedestrian - I automatically expect...

No, that was just the usual hushed awe that ensues as I enter a forum :D

Ssshhhh stop it, got a really respectable visitor and she mustn't know I'm stoned. Stop making me laugh....

Deprived of my civilizing influence for a few hours and you boys are kneecapping people already? OK me about to smoke with some weird binaural beats thing on my headphones - not one of the trippy beats but deep brainwave shit, meant to unlock the subconscious etc. - my subconscious is a messy...

Why do posh people serve such tiny portions? This is not the right household to get the munchies in.

Hey TipTop, was just looking for something brief to watch before floating off to bed - cheers mate :) In Dorset. Very very quiet place, the area where my aunt lives. Even quieter than the wilds of the North. I heard my own eyelashes grow last night, the silence was so utter. Anyone seen this...

Snigger away. I invite suspicion. I think it's because I look too good to be true *polishing halo*

Anybody know if there's any kind of weed detecting mechanism in place (random sniffing or whatever) at train stations? How about X-rays?

http://blog.imva.info/medicine/medical-marijuana-saves-babys-life

What's wrong with everybody today? *said in irritatingly smugly perky vibrant tones*

OK my law books give me the opposite feeling: that the nature of the UK's constitution is such that a single lawyer can actually influence UK law for the better. But then again mine don't sit in the toilet accumulating bad Qi. The books I keep in there are all actually doing time for some crime...

:D Thanks to my natural talents, brains and brilliance. Nothing to do with sheer beginner's luck.

No it's ok, I've come to terms with things now... My dad was right about me, that's all. I did waste all that education and upbringing by ending up surrounded by drug dealers and criminals. Not a good start? I'd say excellent start :p Beats the earnest geek forums hands down ;)

You kids have ruined my life. I wake up refreshed and perky after an excellent sleep, dance downstairs to fix my coffee, check my daily to-do list (LOTS OF URGENT DEADLINES!!! etc.), and..... Log into the forum. Ruined it.

OK bear with me here. I keep laughing at this too. Is it just me? http://mil-millington.com/ No I mean seriously. *trying to look serious*

At 10pm tell him you're off to visit the bathroom. It will be at least 2 hours before he wonders where you are. If your self-inviting friends are anything like mine used to be (used to be before I became a fugitive hermit, that is). Or tell him you need to meditate. Lie down, close your eyes...

Beginner's luck :D It could just as easily have been a little bag of crumbled cow dung or owl pellets or whatever the locals grow around here.