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It smells.... Delectable *dreamily* Home-grown Jack Something apparently. Meyer? Bayer? Herer! Ssshhh. It's singing....

Haven't. Stopped. Laughing. For. Six. Minutes. Help!

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I bet I'd have more luck in the Alps :D What's wrong with the locals?! Nobody wants to over-charge a clueless newbie for low-grade weed? I would have thought that the locals would be fighting each other to reach me first :-/ I WOULD try wandering around with my money actually sticking out of my...

Hokay everybody, make sure you pick up some popcorn on the way home this evening, me off to humiliate myself again today =) Full gory details tonight.

Sugar dissolved in water then? Supposed to work with flowers and stuff.

Yeah well at least the neighbours have kept away since the Neighbourhood Matriarch came by a couple of weeks ago to welcome me to the neighbourhood. I was lurking in the garden with my NVG, wearing a black hoodie incidentally.

I've just realized that if I look out the window from where I'm sitting now, there is not one single sign of post-medieval-times human existence. Seriously. There's an ancient crumbling wall at the bottom of the garden and then just... hills and stuff. I think that in a different frame of mind...

Is he looking for new mates? :D Shit man, I have a freakin sister in London and she never mails me anything :(

Hahahahaha, waiting for your PM too then.

Good ole Google didn't locate any for me or I would have been much more fun last week :D PM me details... Been in a nice hot lazy country where I pretty much lived for free, thanks to all the fruit trees in the garden and thrice-daily offerings from random neighbours stacked in front of my door...

That's right, rub it in :D Nah, never heard of MoMs, been outta the country for years, and I never used to hang out with highlife like you before I picked up bad habits in Them Foreign Lands. But I like things that get delivered. Pizza, my weekly Tesco shop, eBay crap... Anybody tried...

*blinks in confusion and starts backing out* So sorry, thought this was the UK Growers Thread but everybody here seems to be speaking Dutch or something. The Amsterdam thread maybe?

Is hitchhiking illegal in the UK these days? Seeing as everything else remotely interesting/ fun seems to have been outlawed.

Is it just me or does the fog smell really chemical? Or is this just how fog smells up north? Incidentally - loving the posts tonight :) :)

Yo peeps, everybody moping in my absence I see ;-)

My actual origins: a very complicated issue. I'll explain when I'm not so sober. But basically English with lots of Celtic and Scandinavian and stuff thrown in for variety. Where I've been for the past decade or so? Ahhh... man, think of somewhere warm, lots of looong golden beaches and...

Not until I get a sex-change operation and pick up a local accent *gloomily* As for living near some of the guys on this thread - hey, England is a tiny country, how far can anybody live from anybody else? Apart from me, of course, who officially lives far from anybody apart from cow-tending...

Me again. Majority of bolshiness expired, defeated, evaporated. *hanging head* I'm sure it's all making me a nicer person in the long run, all this humiliation and failure. But it sucks in the short run :( So I tried my luck again. I actually went to the local grower, who turned out to be a...

Cheddar, I love your avatar. Your baby?