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gotta check on my scrog

Crap. I did say in a creepy Deliverance voice that I was gonna have him.....

a dick on a dog

Wasn't Muhammad a pedophile, though? I mean Aisha was like, 7 when they married and consummated, so, uh, why would you take advice about what women should do from anyone like that? Just sayin'.

with a freeze dried leper.

OMG. Can I lick your fingers?

I've been in college, had to take some psychology classes, and I've concluded that 's all bullshit anyway. No one can truly know you BUT you. They all have some sort of fucking white knight complex and a quest for some sort of Mother Theresa status. Freud was an arrogant misogynistic sex...

I threw a man down and took him once. That slutty or rape?

Why? Is he smoking turds? Well, if you don't have a gun, you gotta improvise.:-P I wish I did, too.

I don't know how close you are to Canada, but they have Ibogaine treatment there.http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg21929313.900-mindaltering-drug-could-offer-life-free-of-heroin.html

Perhaps if you wouldn't have jammed it in your butt as soon as I invited you over for cookies and pot, you would have realized I was fully dressed, you perv!

I didn't see this one, hydro, not ignoring you! Maybe you can brush your teeth with some comet and I'll reconsider. For now though, we'll probably have to stick strictly to deep throating.

Poor man! Perhaps you could perform some sexual favors for money. *Holds out a suspicious looking C Note*

I have a machete which I will rub in the litterbox before I chop on the intruder. That way, he'll get a really bad infection if he gets away. If I manage to kill them, I WILL take any valuables I find on their person before I call the cops.

We've been freedom fighting in the Detroit McDonald's men's room. For air.

Ok, not to hijack the thread, I'll add my own story. I don't know if this is slutty or not.I was sitting at home talking to a guy on the phone one day, and my brother came in and started fucking with me. I can't remember what it was about but I eventually told him I could make him leave the...

*Does something slutty*

I think you only killed his first form; final boss form requires at least a tie fighter.

I really need a bath

I can never stick my tongue in your mouth now, hydro.:-(