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This is Buttons. I raised her from the time she was about two weeks old. She thinks she's a male, and she insists on licking the water off of your legs when you get out of the shower. Her belly is kinda bald and fat and she hates it if I touch it, so I have to behave. She also eats your earwax...

Hey, if you're worried about cost, tomcats are the cheapest to neuter. I also treat my own animals with herbs and antibiotics from the farm store when necessary to save on costs. You can get the FIV vaccine for about 3 dollars at a farm supply store and administer it yourself. I can deliver...

Personally, I rescue strays. I have 6 indoor, one outdoor. My siamese used to come home long enough to take a sip of water and a bite of food, wash his balls, and go back to whoring. He was scratched up, getting skinny,and wild eyed. He simply could not stop fucking. He calmed down a lot when I...

Now don't anyone get their panties in a bunch. This was an actual movie and this is really the theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c

That reminds me, I'm out of dental floss.

You spin me Round, Dead or Alive http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGNiXGX2nLU Prison Bitch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrLRe6bpMfU

My advice would be "quietly", but here's an actual video about some techniques you can use if you've never had an anus and been without access to a bathroom. At least, that's who I think it's for, because I thought crapping was pretty straightforward. <iframe id="dit-video-embed"...

Played them all. How about Fuck Quest 1 and 2? So stupid, lol. It was really awkward simulating the "in and out".....

Your legs would make a fetching necklace.

Damn,he's not all that far away from me, then. I was at an auction in Peoria just recently.

Look at this picture and tell me if you still stand by that statement, lol.

MMMMMMmmmmph! Breathe through your ears.

"I have no gag reflex".

WTF.. I'm always the last to know.Poor fdd. *Smashes twisty and socata into her cleavage*

You're right. Experience, and the desire to never have a supervisor standing over your shoulder again!

AWWWW, I miss you too!

Aww, I didn't see your post robert. Been good, how about you?

Why do guys adjust their nuts anytime, anywhere? I saw the president do a nut check once.

I hear ya, but I'm of the belief try the milk before you buy the cow. It would suck to save yourself and realize your partner was awful in bed, or could only get off by having you shit on their chest while wearing steel toed boots and a frilly apron. Just sayin'.