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Yeah, that cfl isn't gonna cut it. But if you're not greedy, you can grow a perfectly respectable plant under a smaller HID light. As it grows, you toss in a couple supplemental fluorescents on the sides. https://www.rollitup.org/grow-journals/165460-stoney-mcfrieds-diary-level-two.html

Looks dry. How often do you water, what kinda light you using, etc.

I love you too, baby. Mercy fuck.

My sexual autobiography would make anyone laugh. Still need a title...Gypsies, Tramps, and Micropenises? Or how about Adventures In Low Self Esteem? Stoney McFried, Mother Theresa of the Mercy Fuck?

I've tried to work stoned, but work tends to be a total buzz kill.

Uhhhh...lemme think. You can get it in the garden department at walmart, probably no more than five bucks. It's been forever since I bought mine, it came in a six pack like pudding cups.

You're welcome. Take down that foil, too. It can cause hot spots when you get a real light. Use either a flat white background, or mylar. You can get a huge mylar camping blanket at walmart for like three bucks.

I know, right? And when they whip it out, you can't be like,"Sorry, no." Because that would make them ask why, and then you'd either have to lie or give them a lifelong complex, so you go ahead anyway and think of what you need to buy at the grocery store and you ooh and ahh in all the...

While I don't need a guy who requires his own handcart to transport his meat, I do believe you need to bring an adult sized toy to an adult party. I've had guys no bigger than my middle finger. Seriously.

Also, only water when the soil is dry about an inch in. Usually every two or three days. And when you do feed, only use about 1/4 of what the box says you should. You can increase to about half when they get older. Get a real plant light, too, or more cfl's.

Nute burn. Stop feeding them every day. Also, separate them or they will choke each other out. You need better and more light, too. Put those cfl's closer after you do the first two things. Only feed once a week, tops.

Did somebody say head?

Fuck yeah! Get ready to get dehydrated!

Wait until the poor kid tries to find a unisex bathroom at school.

Fuck, yer hawt! *Drags fdd behind the bushes*

Earplugs are a non confrontational solution.

Mine sprouted, but that's as far as I went, because they start out really tiny and have to be thinned out,. But I was contemplating buying a ton of spice seeds and just pouring them up and down some of the gravel roads around here, lol.

You have to read the article. They're raising it that way, it actually was born with a gender. (Looks like a boy to me.) What they're doing is retarded, because gender is just for determining what role you would take if you chose to breed to old fashioned way. You're either an egg carrier or a...

Seal it with a little rooting gel and medical tape, if you're worried about the exposed pith.

I heard that bread seed poppies, the kind you get in the store in the spice aisle, will get you high. I know they sprout, because I tried sprouting some.