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just another Tuesday here lol. I eat like a king man seriously...the food may not be expensive but when I'm super stoned I eat a lot of cool shit

had 2 beef hotdogs with mustard and onions, then cooked a frozen pizza...put basil and oregano on it...then I made guacamole and I'm currently cooking up tortilla chips. Made the guacamole old school without a blender, 2 avacados, 2 jalapenos, an onion, 4 tomatoes, cumin, salt, pepper, garlic powder

oh my wife? yeah she's alright I guess...I'd fuck her after a 6-pack. lol no im not married. Almost married my friend who was like an 11 but she turned out to be a nutty whore

lol na my communist roommate

oh...meh in jeans yes, but face is kaka. Rest of the time she looks like a 12 year old in one piece pajamas

yeah some people just can't control it...like with me, I would wake up for school or work, take a klonopin and have like 5 shots before leaving the house with a soda bottle full of alcohol. Then at the bus stop I'd mix it and drink like a giant drink of tequila and coke on the bus ride...then at...

badadingdingdingding whoaaaaooo! excuse I murder she wrote! a DVD of Cool Runnings! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcK0MYgnHjo

rock on man, congratulations on your sobriety. I started drinking my first year of college during classes to get rid of anxiety, and I was drinking a pint a day within a year. Then I got benzos from my doctor...and eventually in my final year of college I was drinking like a liter of hard liquor...

i have a relative in the boonies that has a serious problem with wolf spiders...they're very dark colored and HUGE...you'll be sitting there and think you see a mouse out of the corner of your eye...you look closer and it's a friggin SPIDER. They were all like the size of a silver dollar. Would...

they're both chinese...but i think the one that doesn't leave the house is actually north korean...and i've never seen the two of them talk in chinese together. The other one puts open jars of honey and oil right on the top of the fridge so that when you open the fridge it falls on you. Both are...

my other shitty ass roommate doesn't leave the phukin house. Like...EVER. Freak.

are there like notches or something you're supposed to scew into the legs first? Are there any marks on the legs where the middle thing is supposed to go? If worse comes to worse you could just bring it up there to the store. You could also put nails or screws into the legs so it holds up the...

hell yeah man, growing your own is the way to go...you can smoke brickweed and take some seeds from it and the bud you'll get is almost always 100% better...it's like comparing smoking hash with smoking fan leaves. But a lot of people are of the genetics theory...that the bud is only as good...

yeah that's more bad genetics than growing environment...not much you can do. Never heard of Pit Bull man...you should try a really stable strain from one of the bigger seed banks...like super skunk from Sensi or WW from Greenhouse. I'm getting both next time I order up seeds. I have the same...

my chinese roommate is a fucking bitch...I don't know what the fuck her problem is. She keeps putting things on the top of the fridge so it's teetering over and as soon as you open the fridge or freezer it falls down. She just tried to get me with a jar of peanut butter...a glass jar of old...

:) that bowl sounds bad ass. Yeah man rollerskate diarrhea is like my biggest irrational fear

mmm bikinis and chili fries LOL. That's just asking for trouble. So many things could go wrong on that one. Like...if you were on rollerskates you could've slipped and done a split and shit your pants. Poop is cool poop4ever

idk maybe Yellowstone is going to blow...it's gonna happen eventually. Shit will end the world

dude I just remembered i have more hotdogs! Not sure if I'm ready for more lips n assholes though...kinda quezy. Nothing else..oh pizza!! microwave pizza for sure

im growing bagseed right now from weed that was basically good indoor that hadn't been dried/cured properly...I'm idk how many weeks into flower and one of the plants has the tightest cola, it's JUST like the weed I smoked...perfect buds so tight. Smells like fruit. I've asked around before and...