5th Official Party Cup Grow Competition

lmoore2680 said:

Bout time I was wondering what happened to everyone

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We're all waiting to make dramatic, last minute, entrances like the top shelf canna-divas that we are! Well, I am, at least

3/4 of mine are my own cross.

Hi everyone,

Here's my official 5th Party Cup Grow Competition entry

Black party cups were purchased on Amazon:


Soil is Miracle Grow Organic Choice, no amendments.

Nutrients will be Cal-Mag+ and Miracle Grow African Violet Liquid Plant Food:


The strains are Humboldt Seed Org. freebies from Attitude: 707 Headband and Bubba Kush feminized


The cups are labeled and filled with dirt (made my black cups seem not so cool when I realized there was nowhere to write )


And the girls are in the paper towel for germination as of about 20 minutes ago


I will post an update when they crack open and when they break through the soil. The 707 seed is a bit small and kind of whitish, so I'm a bit skeptical on whether she'll germinate. We'll see, but I still have time to germ another seed just in case.

Happy growing and good luck everyone!!!

edit: I forgot the lighting: It is 2 CXA3070's driven at 1.7A-3000K Z2 and 5000KZ4 and one CXA3590 driven at 1.05A-2700K.

4 outta 5 have popped so far

May not be mg but I'm in to win now

I guess Sunday is my official post day now does anyone need me to repeat strain,lighting,etc,etc

I'm the champ. everyone else is below me jk lol

weekly update!!!!!

Here is my first official update. Fudo Mayo x 9lb. Hammer. Under an Inda Gro 420 combo (460 watts). 2 sprouted and dropped their shells. The other 3 are barely poking out of the soil. I'll label them shortly. I have everything written down on paper and in a word file.




Recycled soil mix, leaf mold , vermicompost ( castings / compost)


alfalfa meal, neem meal, crab meal, kelp meal, rock dust ( not pictured , Used it all)

Hi all, second post, Day 7 from germ. 2 have popped tails, planted them yesterday and put them under the CMH, removed the LED Tubes before putting the cups in, won't be running them, juts the CMH. Looks like these two for now, will give the others another day and scrap them if they haven't popped. 1x Bubba Ripper home-brew and one LSD in the cups. it's hurry up and wait time...

Okay I would just like to say before I/we begin this comp, Best Of Luck to my fellow competitors and condolences to the fallen . I sincerely hope that everyone left really kicks some ass this competition and makes judging all but impossible. Please be safe and please don't take anything I say here too personally. I really don't mean it, (unless you're PF, but I'll try to leave him at the door), I'm usually just trying to dig up material or get some of you off your game. So once again Best Wishes everyone and I hope to be at the finish line with y'all! And off we go .

Oh I'd also like to add that I'm sorry for being disrespectful to those who find cupping to be terribly difficult and a true skill. But the truth is I'm very aware of how difficult it is to grow and flower a plant in a cup. If cup growing was on a list of difficult things to do I believe it would probably fall somewhere between climbing Mount Everest drunk with a fat chick strapped to your back and wrestling Lindsay Lohan for that last line of blow at a after hours Hollywood club. Fuck hitting a major league curve-ball Ted Williams, computing the hydration/dehydration factors of your average party cup dwarfs that baseball shit. So without further ado I'd like to show you why it's taken me so long to get started.

Seeds:
After much debate with my grow staff, (who we'll meet later on in the competition), it was decided that the best course of action was to have 3 more executive meetings, smoke 2 more blunts, order 6 more pizzas and then send one of the grow staff's assistants on a 4 week fact finding mission across the globe to find the bestest most perfecto seeds available to the general public today. Seeds whose genetics and lineage is beyond reproach. Thank God he got back in time for the contest with the goods. We'll be using 4 Feminized Critical Mass seeds, each within .00000000000000000000023 microns in size of each other. These seeds were then given to legendary hair stylist to the gods Billy-Bob McSnipsters to shave off .00000000001 microns off of each bean and make it that much easier for the seeds to break out of their shells. Each seed was then placed in their own personally evaluated, climate controlled environment using a blend of carbon dioxide imported from Patagonia, Beijing and the Bronx to insure a successful, stress free germination all the whilst using recycled purified Blue whale piss, for true and proper hydration.


PS. Do you know how hard it is to force feed a Blue whale Gatorade and Poland Springs H2O? Holy shit, maybe not as hard as wrestling Lohan but fuckin' close that's for sure !

Party Cup:
After a much thorough and exhaustive testing procedure, 16 eligible candidates were selected to move on to the next round where they were weighed, measured, probed, dissected and re-sected. From these tests emerged 16 candidates qualified to be re-tested, re-weighed, re-probed, re-dissected and then re-re-resected. Of those 16, 4 were found to have 1/4 of 1% more air in their plastic's build content and to hold exactly 16.456349982 ounces each and were selected for their clear potential to grow amazingly large plants. They were then shipped to Antwerp for further modifications and the cutting of custom sized holes by diamond cutters extraordinaire Murray and Audrey Lipschitz,(Mazel-tov, you crazy kids!), then flown back on an un-retired Concorde that I borrowed from JZ, (My Jigga!). BTW all the cup's telemetry will be managed and monitored by Nasa's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, but it will be another week till the satellite link and custom harnesses are setup. Sorry guyz .


Pro Tip: Government geek-boys won't do shit for you till that check clears. Don't even bother trying.

Medium:
Technically speaking I can't tell you exactly what I'm using since you would all have to sign an NDA. What I can tell you is this is a blend of some of the best available dirt on this or any planet. We even had one of the assistant staff travel to a secret sacred garden in Thailand where he was given 8.8 liters of the finest dirt money cannot buy. Sadly I had to kill him, his entire family, his friends, his co-workers, (plus a few meddling kids who got in the way), to preserve the area's secret location. There are also several additives that I can't talk about on this continent but I've included the usual good organic stuff like unicorn tears, solidified baboon farts, the Colonel's secret recipe and fresh toe cheese from a Times Square bum. All good, exotic and all terribly expensive stuff. And it's PH'd at 6.709495486784737378474 which I know I can get better. Dammit to hell, too much toe cheese! Grrrrrr.


Look, you can just make out bits of the toe cheese. Mmmmm, I can smell the organic difference.

Light:
This is a completely custom built rig of my own device that I built with the help of 2 IBM mainframes, a particle accelerator, the top 1% of MENSA and Queenie the Wonder Cow. Each custom die is hand made by blind, impoverished, underage, one-balled Tibetan monks. These are lights that are so bright you must be blind in order to see them. It's all very technical and this website just doesn't have the storage for me to go into the math here but needless to say most of you just wouldn't understand it anyways. Sorry if that hurts.

Okay then I think we got everything we need to get going. My sig is where I keep the current cup and grow info. I'll be updating that soon. And remember to sign up for the telemetry data by posting your GPS co-ordinates here.

And for those of you with normal self-esteem and who don't have to make a big deal about your minor achievements the above goes something like this:

Walked to Lowes. Got some Vigaro cause it was cheaper than MG. Walked home. Went to the 99 cent store and got some cups, toilet paper and some of that blood-orange soap, (SWEET!). Walked home. Poked some holes in the cups then walked to my fridge and took out 4 stress femmed Critical Mass (MNS genetics) seeds. Added some of my regular recycled mix to the Vigaro. Planted seeds, watered and sprayed with de-chlorinated water. Sprayed the inside of a baggie with Cal Carb and put one of those baggies with a rubber-band over each cup and then put them under 6 x F3 Illumitex LEDs and one 20 watt multi-chip array, all running at 12/12. Will probably feed with Happy Frog 5-5-5 and MediOne if they even need food. Some Super Plant Tonic, Azos and more Cal Carb will be used too. And I think I smoked a joint or two somewhere along the line. And walked a bit more.

Shit. Sorry, I forgot to compute the ergs used while walking to and from shopping, (must of been that second joint), but I'll get JPL right on it ! Adios!
Man I'm rusty. I give it a 7 out of 10. Too much meanness FrannyJ! But you guys and your Star Wars dolls aren't much inspiration .

So here's my 3rd update. 2 of my killawatts popped out of the ground. So I have have 3 of my 5 planted seeds above ground.

Hey @FranJan , how did you pH that dry soil?

mc130p said:

Hey @FranJan , how did you pH that dry soil?

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I add water . LOL Actually I forgot to take a picture of my mix and I just filled a cup with what was on top of a Critical Mass plant I just cut down. See, I can't be trusted.

FranJan said:

We'll be using 4 Feminized Critical Mass seeds

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You do mean 3 Feminized seeds, since you fully read the rules of the comp, right?

It's solo easy, eh?

FranJan said:

[epic lab report]

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By far the best entry so far. We're screwed guys, we're taking on solidified BABOON farts! And how on earth did you get the secret recipe?!

eyes13 said:

And how on earth did you get the secret recipe?!

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It's a secret silly . LOL But you would be surprised by it's chicken shit content. That's why it makes an effective additive. Plus the smell of the Colonel covers up the "cheese" smell. PHEW!

Now if I can only grow as good as I gab, then you would all be in trouble.

KineBoisin420 said:

You do mean 3 Feminized seeds, since you fully read the rules of the comp, right?

It's solo easy, eh?

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Another dq possibly. That was quick.

Where does it say 3 fems??? I only see it say 5 seeds cus if that is the case im out as well....

I don't believe it says 3 fems anywhere. On the first page it says five seeds, so idk, i want whatever you guys are smokin

mc130p said:

I don't believe it says 3 fems anywhere. On the first page it says five seeds, so idk, i want whatever you guys are smokin

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100% correct the rules are 5 seeds total...nothing was specified about male or female seeds. Germ whichever you want just know that There can be only 5...and then there can be only 1...