Absolutely disgusting!

sso

sso

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was in the tropics, dumped a used condom in the sink (momentarily, was pissing) came back and it was covered in tiny ants, happily munching away on my "juices"

guess its very nutritious and yummy :D

then the wife came and flushed them down the sink.
 
Airwave

Airwave

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Hekinsieden said:
I I'm toking it up out of my bong and I'm getting a little up if you know what I mean.
btw still high.
I went to get my fleshlight (I had it locked in my safe)
and noticed... what are these little tan pod things.. theyre like... larvas...
SO I dipped it in my distilled water and alcohol mixture for paint reducer for my water based paints.... It kept floating so I unscrewed the back end to make it sink.. AND TINY LITTLE BUGS FLEW OUT OF IT!!! I FORGOT TO WASH IT FROM LAST TIME!

These little bugs were living in my _______ juice stuff and oh jesus lord christ almighty it was the most disgusting thing ever like I was in a horror movie!

Then I posted it on a forum.
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Classic.

I bet you still used it too. Don't fucking lie!
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
unohu69 said:
All good comments guys, im just glad I only read it once..... Be super happy he didnt post a pic..

I have good reading comprehension...

And I will defend single guy's out there, its not that we cant get a woman, it just we've had them, and they r all the same.. you know what im talkin about... Hookers and sex toys are well worth it.....
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Frodo - NOOOO!

Found under "Optimus Prime's Fleshlight"

 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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Well, I'll be damned if this thread didn't just come strutting down the alleyway, like butter dripping off a hot biscuit.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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Who's brilliant idea was it to bump this thread? I quite reading after page 3. At first I thought he was referencing dirty BONG water and that the "e" in fleshlight was a typo. But like a train wreck, I couldn't tear my eyes away. I actually threw up in my mouth.
UGH (shudders)

BTW, this guy could be the poster child for Nevah's earlier thread about posting your STD's on you D.L. https://www.rollitup.org/spirituality-sexuality-philosophy/814892-can-we-get-rid-stds.html
 
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