In chronological order:
When I was 14 I drank a bottle of Robitussin and ingested 8 benedryl tablets before an overnight flight to Raleigh, NC. Started asking the person sitting next to me if he heard that insect singing 8-bit Pokemon music as well...yes, really.*
When I was 17 took acid and went and saw Avatar in IMAX 3D. Was awe inspiring/terrifying/nauseating.
Took dimethoxy chloroamphetamine at a ski-lodge in Pennsylvania. Had a seizure and was hospitalized for 3 days.
Last year:
Took meth and went to my figure drawing class; had a severe panic attack and hid out in the bathroom.
Took mushrooms and then, for some reason, decided to take the MUNI across town to see some friends. Ended up getting out on Haight st. and shambled back home. Was horrifying.
Smoked HBO while camping in Death Valley, was eventually hospitalized for dehydration.
Now I no longer get high in strange places.
*Heard this bizarre "music" for the next 5 days. At the time I thought it was funny, not so much in retrospect.