I just have to tell you..... I f*cking LOVE your screen name! I actually rolled with laughter when I saw it!
+Rep and Welcome to RIU!!!
well thank you
actually has a long story
when i first started smoking weed back in 8th grade i was at my friends stans house (stan is from the czech republic so his english nomenclature is a tad off) anyhow i was high and had the munchies (as did he) and i did not like the food his parents made (sourkraught and dumplings, kinda gross) but i ate a bit anyway not to offend them
anyhow my metablism is on crack and still is (im almost 21 and i weigh in at a whoppin 143 lb) so i was still hungry
he had a tray of saltine crackers on his table, so i drilled them......all of them, maybe like a pound of them
anyway what i didnt know was that they were old as dirt and for decoration, so stan says "hey, you just ate a bunch of stale biscuits" hence the name