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Any hospital employees, especially Allegiance??? DRUG TEST QUESTION!!!!!

Cory and trevor

Cory and trevor

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I'm finishing up my phlebotomy cert and since its been 5 or 6 years since I had to fool the whizz quiz I thought I'd ask the homies on RIU what's the standard and how do you beat them? I'm not a cheap dude, I want to buy a product not hear about drinking pickle juice or cert-o or niacin or some home remedy crap. I've used fake pee, urine additive, mouthwashes and pre-test drinks for temporary cleanse. The answer to the simple inevitable question is: I don't know what kind of test it will be-this is why I ask hospital (hopefully Allegiance specifically) employees whats up pre-employment wise. Thanks all.:leaf:
 
FuckJeffGoldbloom

FuckJeffGoldbloom

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I use the whizz kit, and fill it with quick fix, Strap it to my thigh and that keeps it around 98F with no heat pad...Its the only way to be 100%. They can never watch you, Only if you are a convicted felo, or on parole or probation. Or if you have previously failed. Otherwise quick fix is the best

https://www.quickfixsynthetic.com

http://www.thewhizzinator.com/lifestyle-products/whizz-kit ..... and marketed as a sex toy for urine fetishes, to make it legal...
 
Taviddude

Taviddude

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GNC carries Tea, Quick Tabs, and a Bottle you drink.
They all work if you follow the directions to a "T".
The tea, and Quick Tabs have NEVER failed me, nor anyone I know.
I've got a good buddy that smokes non-stop and passes for the PO every month.
He's on for Opiates and Amphetamines, so all tests go out to the lab.

You have to have like 2-3 days clean with the bottle, and the tabs too I believe...
BUT... I used to smoke minutes before going in for my test using the Tea from GNC and have NEVER failed.
The tea is the roughest- you have to drink a gallon and a half 2 hours before going in to piss, but it's as good as it gets.
 
Resinxtractor

Resinxtractor

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Check out test clear urine kits. They are actually powdered human urine you add water to in a vial. Don't get any more real than that. It's all I ever use and has never failed me or my wife, and yes it really smells like urine.
 
bass1014

bass1014

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i just took a p-test for my doctor that sends it out to be checked at the lab and i smoke daily all day.. i also have to take narcotics for pain and they have to show in my urine and no other drug. so i bought a bottle of urinluck from my local head shop and it is a guarantee to work. i took a small shaving of each of my meds and put a lil dust in the bottle and shook it up when i got to my dr the bottle was 98 degrees and the squirt top bottle sounds like your peeing ..i have to do this every month and have yet to fail one in 3 years..
 
pSi007

pSi007

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bass1014 said:
i took a small shaving of each of my meds and put a lil dust in the bottle and shook it up when i got to my dr the bottle was 98 degrees and the squirt top bottle sounds like your peeing ..i have to do this every month and have yet to fail one in 3 years..
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oh gawd.. hahahaha... they are looking for metabolized compounds. I am not calling you a liar but putting cannabis in your piss will not make a clean test dirty. (or opiate based meds).
 
Rrog

Rrog

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Hmmm... I hear you on that, but I'm not thinking that's necessarily so in all cases. I have no research into this, as I haven't peed in a cup in 15 years, but having a bit of a science background makes me suspect that if they are testing for opiate metabolites, the raw opiates would similarly trigger a positive. These tests are purposefully broad in their test. Hence poppyseed bagel stories come up.
 
gladstoned

gladstoned

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pSi007 said:
oh gawd.. hahahaha... they are looking for metabolized compounds. I am not calling you a liar but putting cannabis in your piss will not make a clean test dirty. (or opiate based meds).
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Not cannabis. He has to be clean of cannabis, YET DIRTY for his prescription meds. I have met bass1014 and he is a stand up dude, definitely not one that will lie just to make conversation.
 
pSi007

pSi007

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gladstoned said:
Not cannabis. He has to be clean of cannabis, YET DIRTY for his prescription meds. I have met bass1014 and he is a stand up dude, definitely not one that will lie just to make conversation.
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I was using cannabis as an example.. Ya, I read the part about him putting shavings of "narcotics" in his piss. I have full panel urine screens in my office drawer - right now. I am looking at a box full of them.. I placed some cannabis oil and vicodine (wife has a couple for wisdom tooth pain).. THC yes, but I expect that is just me.. har har.. and Opiate based, NO. Maybe I should try the cocaine one. ;) ..just kidding..
 
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