Granny weed
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I wonder! would any of you like a crack at this? Lets have your ideas of how to get in it and remember its bullet proof.
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I wonder! would any of you like a crack at this? Lets have your ideas of how to get in it and remember its bullet proof.
Yeah I'm with the power tools on this..... although I'd want air power. Frankly I'd use a Midas Rex LOL my personal go to tool. Sorry I'm baked so it took me a moment to think they might not allow power tools. In that case I'd use a hammer and 16 penny nail in one corner and rapidly, hard and in exactly the same place start pounding for heat transfer it will take a bit but it will eventually fail.View attachment 2678439 I wonder! would any of you like a crack at this? Lets have your ideas of how to get in it and remember its bullet proof.
Or a high powered sniper round close in should do it. But bullet proof glass isn't bullet proof and it's not all glass it's a laminate with glass and polycarbonate.
Geesh I hope this makes some sense. I have to smoke less!
Steve French
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Money's fake. Or they have some dude sitting in the shadows with a .45.
Damn why is it there's always some dude with a .45 in the shadow's, story of my life. LOL
Stonerman Enoch
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I'd rent me a 50mm autocannon from the WW2 surplus store. That should do the trick.
In all seriousness though, I think an Arc Welder would do the trick.
Obiwan you swing that clue bat well!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Oxygen lance. cn
tip top toker
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Catch is that it's only $500 and there's a guard at hand to make sure you don't try and do it with anything but your feet.
If it were real, hell, i'd take out a loan and rent a bulldozer.
If it were real, hell, i'd take out a loan and rent a bulldozer.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Alternatively, the Peter Parker solution: get bitten by one of these. cn
Indagrow
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if that's the case i stick my foot up the guards ass while cn uses his oxygen lance
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
teamwork, **** yeah. cn
(If I were the guy making that ad display, I would fill it under the veneer of real bills ... with fake currency made of, oh, flash paper.)
Granny weed
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Well remind me to enlist you all you guys should I decide to rob a bank, although you may be a bit noisy and the tools a bit heavy duty you would I'm sure do the job. 
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
This would be my go-to solution, with two refinements.
1) They make a linear shaped-charge product. The controlled-demo guys use it for those pesky I-beams. I'd use a judicious amount on the top&bottom of the support post. That is the obvious weak spot imo.
2) recommended accessory: a tow truck. I'd wrap the cable around the intact frame a few times, then drag the entire shebang through the streets, riding high and taking bows.
(Until i got to my duck-out corner. Quickly trnsfer the frame to the ratty-looking van before the parade catches up. Have minion drive tow truck with a not-even-very-good decoy throwng sparks at the end of the cable.)
Drive ratty-looking van to the lair with the power tools. soon: Live like Midas Rex.
cn