are ouija boards worth me wasting my time?

tyler.durden said:

It is funny. I just called a pizza place for delivery and started summoning demons right afterward. I'm full from the pizza, but the demons have yet to show up. Shame, I got an extra large to share. Of course, the demons don't promise to be here in 30 minutes or less. It's Gremlins you really have to watch out for, they use up my hot water and keep fucking with my car. Beware!

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I have to admit, this was hilarious.

Kaendar said:

So how do you explain the shit that possessed people do? Speak languages they dont know, levitate, contort their bodies and break bones without pain? How do you explain an entire rooms temperature dropping or shit flying off shelves when possessed people are present?

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I've never seen anything like that nor have any of my friends claimed to have had a experience like that.

tyler.durden said:

It is funny. I just called a pizza place for delivery and started summoning demons right afterward. I'm full from the pizza, but the demons have yet to show up. Shame, I got an extra large to share. Of course, the demons don't promise to be here in 30 minutes or less. It's Gremlins you really have to watch out for, they use up my hot water and keep fucking with my car. Beware!

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Gremlins are pussies. But there is an undead Pacer haunting our streets. The sounds it makes are unholy even for an AMC. cn

Kaendar said:

So how do you explain the shit that possessed people do? Speak languages they dont know, levitate, contort their bodies and break bones without pain? How do you explain an entire rooms temperature dropping or shit flying off shelves when possessed people are present?

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Those are all second hand experiences. I can say a bunch of random crap and claim it to be tounges. People don't levitate, period. Gravity makes that impossible unless you are applying a greater thrust from the bottom. Like a massive fart. Frauds. Air pressure can quickly change the air temperature of a room. And finnaly, shit does not just simply fly off of the wall. Take a physics course and come back to the conversation with facts.

I've used spirit boards for decades. It is one of the ways I learned contact mindreading. If demons were going to possess someone, I think I would be first in line considering my collection of occult items. Silly demons, they keep passing up such an easy soul.

mindphuk said:

I've used spirit boards for decades. It is one of the ways I learned contact mindreading. If demons were going to possess someone, I think I would be first in line considering my collection of occult items. Silly demons, they keep passing up such an easy soul.

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I have my dad's spirit level. I use it on boards. cn

Kaendar said:

So how do you explain the shit that possessed people do? Speak languages they dont know, levitate, contort their bodies and break bones without pain? How do you explain an entire rooms temperature dropping or shit flying off shelves when possessed people are present?

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The same way I explain Homer Simpson surviving a 5 story fall. The same way I explain a teenager turning into a socialite werewolf. The same way I explain underdog being able to fly. The shit is made up!

IOW you need to establish that these things actually happen before you expect anyone to be able to explain them.

cannabineer said:

Gremlins are pussies. But there is an undead Pacer haunting our streets. The sounds it makes are unholy even for an AMC. cn

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Wow, AMC. That brings me back, and those bubble-backed Pacers... When I was a kid, there was a rumor that the Pacer's gas tank exploded in a rear collision, I wonder if there was any truth to that. I don't care enough to even check

PeyoteReligion said:

Those are all second hand experiences. I can say a bunch of random crap and claim it to be tounges. People don't levitate, period. Gravity makes that impossible unless you are applying a greater thrust to the bottom. Like a massive fart. Frauds. Air pressure can quickly change the air temperature of a room. And finnaly, shit does not just simply fly off of the wall. Take a physics course and come back to the conversation with facts.

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I thought we were off the homo threads for a while. Although if a dude were gay enough, maybe he could levitate for a moment

tyler.durden said:

Wow, AMC. That brings me back, and those bubble-backed Pacers... When I was a kid, there was a rumor that the Pacer's gas tank exploded in a rear collision, I wonder if there was any truth to that. I don't care enough to even check

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I heard about Corvairs and Pintos ... maybe Pacers got honorary membership for being dreadful cars. I lol'd when I saw one done up as the Mirthmobile in the movie. cn

tyler.durden said:

I thought we were off the homo threads for a while. Although if a dude were gay enough, maybe he could levitate for a moment

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Those threads are always one step behind us. cn

Haha wow... so I think the definition of Atheism should be "Stubborn individual who believes they have the answer to everything and can never be wrong." Are you guys fuckin serious? Why dont you spend just one hour researching well documented cases of demonic possessions and exorcisms, then come and talk about shit that didnt really happen.

cannabineer said:

I heard about Corvairs and Pintos ... maybe Pacers got honorary membership for being dreadful cars. I lol'd when I saw one done up as the Mirthmobile in the movie. cn

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I remember that. That was how Ralph Nader became a household name.

Kaendar said:

Haha wow... so I think the definition of Atheism should be "Stubborn individual who believes they have the answer to everything and can never be wrong." Are you guys fuckin serious? Why dont you spend just one hour researching well documented cases of demonic possessions and exorcisms, then come and talk about shit that didnt really happen.

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Maybe we should just label your posts as "stubborn believer in woo that think he has evidence for things that contradict physics and the natural world that we know, and attempts to make the skeptics do his homework for him by shifting the burden of proof."

Maybe if you presented some actual data that can be examined beyond mere second-hand testimony of people that may or may not be trustworthy...

Kaendar said:

Haha wow... so I think the definition of Atheism should be "Stubborn individual who believes they have the answer to everything and can never be wrong." Are you guys fuckin serious? Why dont you spend just one hour researching well documented cases of demonic possessions and exorcisms, then come and talk about shit that didnt really happen.

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Why don't you go read about concepts such as burden of proof, standard of evidence, and rules of proper investigation. I have seen most of the atheists here repeatedly say they do not know everything. What I have seen you say is, these things (levitating, tongues possessions) are unexplained therefore they are explained by demons. For some reason hoax, fraud and mental illness never factor in. You seem to be the one with answers to everything and who can not be wrong, as I have yet to see you concede even one point. Fact is there are no well documented cases of demonic possession, unless you seriously changed the definition of the term 'well documented' to mean hearsay.

You are under educated and prone to magical thinking, yet to try to play it off as the rest of the world just being stubborn. This trick may fool your mind, it dose not fool ours. It's easy to see that in your mind being stubborn simply means disagreeing with you.

Kaendar said:

Haha wow... so I think the definition of Atheism should be "Stubborn individual who believes they have the answer to everything and can never be wrong." Are you guys fuckin serious? Why dont you spend just one hour researching well documented cases of demonic possessions and exorcisms, then come and talk about shit that didnt really happen.

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Those "cases" are unsubstantiated. No im not stubborn like you describe but I do anylize the facts in front of me and make a conclusion based on the evidence provided. I freely admit I am wrong, if you can prove me wrong, which you have not done.

It seems you are just getting frustrated and reporting to petty tactics. I've done plenty of looking into the topic, and with all the evidence I concluded that it's not a real phenomenon. You seem to be only reading what supports your ideas.

mindphuk said:

Maybe we should just label your posts as "stubborn believer in woo that think he has evidence for things that contradict physics and the natural world that we know, and attempts to make the skeptics do his homework for him by shifting the burden of proof."

Maybe if you presented some actual data that can be examined beyond mere second-hand testimony of people that may or may not be trustworthy...

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The person your talking to is unable to think for himself, you think he can acctualy present and data? Data is a character on star trek to this bible thumper.

Keander, read the last 4 posts, 2 times over, maybe 3, and you might understand.

http://www.wnd.com/2008/03/58835/
http://www.worldmysteriesandtrueghosttales.com/modern-day-demonic-possession-documented-true-story-of-exorcism/
http://www.wackyowl.com/5-notable-examples-demonic-possession-exorcism/

The first 2 are the same case, it has been the best documented case so far, with a certified psychologist assuring its validity.

Kaendar said:

http://www.wnd.com/2008/03/58835/
http://www.worldmysteriesandtrueghosttales.com/modern-day-demonic-possession-documented-true-story-of-exorcism/
http://www.wackyowl.com/5-notable-examples-demonic-possession-exorcism/

The first 2 are the same case, it has been the best documented case so far, with a certified psychologist assuring its validity.

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"A certified psychologist asserting" is testimony and thus inadmissible for purposes of confirmation. cn