Are you a lazy grower? Poll

Are you a lazer grower?

  • Lazy - that light can be moved tomorrow

    Votes: 10 45.5%

  • On top of my shit! - pH just drifted to 6.1

    Votes: 12 54.5%
  • Total voters
    22
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Japanfreak

New Member
One of the truest things I've ever read on a pot board was from Krusty the Neckless Klown and went something like "Most growers don't get good yields because they are lazy stoners."

I'm beyond lazy when it comes to my garden. Example, I knew the water in my cloner was too hot like 5 days ago, got around to it yesterday.

So I'm curious, how many of you are lazy stoners and how many of you are on top of your shit?
 
guitargodj32

guitargodj32

Member
It comes in phases man, I pulled a fat yield in my room then wasted 4 weeks just smoking it and partying, finally got new plants in and gave them some real tlc, was in week 2 of flower when i started having lady problems and being lethargically lazy, my stoner ass let pythium get the better of my garden, the result: not only did i have to break it off with the girl, I had to kill 28 gorgeous g13 plants. Currently I am a lazy grower but I am trying to get my shit together!!!
 
d.s.m.

d.s.m.

Well-Known Member
Growing outdoors affords me the luxury of being lazy. That sun shines regardless of what my lazy ass might be doing.
 
420God

420God

Well-Known Member
I'm obsessed and spend more time with my plants than I probably should.

They get all the care they could ever need.:mrgreen:
 
poplars

poplars

Well-Known Member
meh outdoor growing does not give anyone the luxary of being lazy imo, you have the option to be lazy or the option to go diehard on your plants every day.



interesting that this poll is split 50/50
 
dew-b

dew-b

Well-Known Member
Japanfreak said:
One of the truest things I've ever read on a pot board was from Krusty the Neckless Klown and went something like "Most growers don't get good yields because they are lazy stoners."

I'm beyond lazy when it comes to my garden. Example, I knew the water in my cloner was too hot like 5 days ago, got around to it yesterday.

So I'm curious, how many of you are lazy stoners and how many of you are on top of your shit?
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de0p-ends on how stonedi am. thats why i try to work in my garden in the morning. befor lighting up. plus its easer to spot problems early. ie timer comming lose, plant problems( its better to catch them early befor the problems get out of hand).
 
BoomerBloomer57

BoomerBloomer57

Well-Known Member
I have ocd. I'm nuts about cleanliness and maintenance. Both Labs keep me busy every dang day.
Always something to tend to. No time for being lazy with the ladies, they love the attention and
and respond by providing me with some insanely fine herb.

Yeah, ya gotta love the ladies.
 
ClosetSafe

ClosetSafe

Active Member
Too lazy to hand water six plants. Bought a new pump, timer, manifold and drippers, so I don't have to do that shit anymore. lol
 
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BlazedMonkey

Well-Known Member
Japanfreak said:
One of the truest things I've ever read on a pot board was from Krusty the Neckless Klown and went something like "Most growers don't get good yields because they are lazy stoners."

I'm beyond lazy when it comes to my garden. Example, I knew the water in my cloner was too hot like 5 days ago, got around to it yesterday.

So I'm curious, how many of you are lazy stoners and how many of you are on top of your shit?
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Im on top of it. However it is not because im not lazy. Terribly lazy, but growing weed is so fun! I love seeing my babies flourish and do awesome. So just like you dont have to make yourself eat or smoke i dont have to make myself take care of em. I guess i could get better yields if/when i go pro with Hydro/better nutes/better lights.
 
madcatter

madcatter

Active Member
Sometimes people over think this whole thing.... I doesnt have to be complicated.... My garden yeilds very nicely and doesnt require alot of effort,,,, getting it set up and dialed in means I can have more flexibility with my indoor, dirt mix grow..... once you get your nutes and system working... dont frig with it.,...
 
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