Aussie Growers Thread

redeyedfrog

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I'd wear a viking helmet and a toga be covered in glue and glitter, if action was on the line lol!!! But then again if i just go have a wank im done until those two bastard nuts fill up and im bat shit crazy again trying to get her to give me some more lovin lol. Vicious cycle!
 

Lucky Luke

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I love my job. I actually enjoy going in and hanging out with all the boys each day. I would go nuts sitting at home.
Still plenty of time in the arvos to go to the gym, take the dog to the park, tend my little garden.

And if i didnt have my job i sure wouldnt be able to afford to have my boat and do all the stuff i like to do on my weekends.

Thats working to live.
I used to love my last proper full time job to. Unfortunatly it was around other people (people suck) and was 6 days a week with 10 to 12 hr days. (no fkn life)
I don't mind my job now. But I don't really have to put up with people (yah!!) and usually only work 1/2 days and a 4 or 5 day week. Today was a typical day I started at 9:30 had an hrs lunch and finished at 1pm. Earnt more than normal at $290 for the day. Unfortunaly im not earning 6 figures anymore with a company car, motorbike and fuel card. Its all a trade off.
 
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Venus55

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I'd wear a viking helmet and a toga be covered in glue and glitter, if action was on the line lol!!! But then again if i just go have a wank im done until those two bastard nuts fill up and im bat shit crazy again trying to get her to give me some more lovin lol. Vicious cycle!
Lmao! I WISH!! Believe me I do!! I’m CONSTANTLY telling him to jack off if he’s that hard up and he refuses!! Dunno if it’s the way he was brought up or what but it’s nearly taboo. He replies “ I shouldn’t have to that’s why I have a mrs”! Fark, .! it’s never stopped me!! LOL
 

Lucky Luke

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Lmao! I WISH!! Believe me I do!! I’m CONSTANTLY telling him to jack off if he’s that hard up and he refuses!! Dunno if it’s the way he was brought up or what but it’s nearly taboo. He replies “ I shouldn’t have to that’s why I have a mrs”! Fark, .! it’s never stopped me!! LOL
I used to go out with a hot little thing that told me I wasn't allowed to masturbate- it was her job to make sure I didn't need to.
 

ruby fruit

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So it's cool for you to take the piss but you don't like it when someone takes the piss out of you ?
You know I can take the piss mate I give plenty and I like receiving it back it's a 2 way street.
Life ain't a bed of roses is it ?
I can have one bad day now and then ?
 

Venus55

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I’m a chef, chaffeur, stylist, cleaner, personal assistant, event co-ordinator, nurse, nutritionist, house keeper, teacher, toy repair engineer, lego construction engineer, toy railway engineer, speech therapist, art director, seamstress, mediator, stain removal expert, personal swing pusher, sports coordinator, pet groomer, bodyguard and CEO!!
Sheesh..!! I miss anything?

(Gardening specialist)!! ;)
Probably shouldn’t have written garden “specialist” there!! Lols...
I could hear a scoff (or two) from here!!:oops:
 
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