Banned wagon
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Hepheastus420
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Merry christmas sunny 
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
[h=1]Moral Of The Story[/h] One day at the end of class, little Billy’s teacher asked the class to go home and think of a story and then conclude with the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story.
Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.” The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, “Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.”
Next is little Bobby. “Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched.” Teacher asks for the moral of the story. Bobby replies, “Don’t count your eggs before they’re hatched.”
Last is little Billy. “My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun, and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands.”
Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story. Billy replies, “Don’t fuck with uncle Ted when he’s been drinking.”
Little Suzy raises her hand. “My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto the road.” The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, “Don’t keep all your eggs in one basket.”
Next is little Bobby. “Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched.” Teacher asks for the moral of the story. Bobby replies, “Don’t count your eggs before they’re hatched.”
Last is little Billy. “My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war. His plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun, and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of 100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun, but then ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands.”
Teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly any moral to his story. Billy replies, “Don’t fuck with uncle Ted when he’s been drinking.”
mysunnyboy
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who is more worthy of banning? scooby for trying to give money/gift certs/whatever and being impudent to the owner of the site or this fellow:
did budsmoker get banned or did he get scolded and laughed off?
if scoody is not legit i appreciate trying to be protected from him, i am covering my ass if and or when i use the gift certificate.
just askin
ClaytonBigsby
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
As you know this site has a strict, strict no-commerce policy. If you ignore a coupla breeders and glassblowers, it's completely strict. cnwho is more worthy of banning? scooby for trying to give money/gift certs/whatever and being impudent to the owner of the site or this fellow:
did budsmoker get banned or did he get scolded and laughed off?
if scoody is not legit i appreciate trying to be protected from him, i am covering my ass if and or when i use the gift certificate.
just askin
ChesusRice
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Thgat sucks if he got banned. I was hoping he would donate to a needy family
Balzac89
Undercover Mod
Because alot of people make claims online they cannot substantiate in real life. It upsets people
Oh OK I get it now...Fukin dope.LOL
ChesusRice
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If he would of given to someone they would of substantiated it here. I was hoping he was going to help out FDDs family. Isnt that a righteous thing?
mysunnyboy
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eye exaggerate
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...seems like when folks get banned it's cause they need to put the switch on 3, instead of 10. Some folks are less prone to being banned because other folks have a some kind of respect for them. A balance thing? Just my stoned guesshuh? i just smoked my christmas joint and am a little slow
eye exaggerate
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...and raises the bar. Could be a marketing tactic (not saying it is so in this case), get people used to the idea that they could win something. Kinda like "might as well!" Then they move to another place.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
First folks to raise the bar were Germans. The Zeppelins had quite "wet" observation decks. cn
kelly4
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NO, don't do it!Ooooooooo, Oooooooooo
Can we ban that dipshit, self promoting, spamaholic Shinfaggy????
He's hours of entertainment when I'm stoned. Messing with him is like playing with a hamster.
ClaytonBigsby
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I am torn, TORN LIKE AN OLD SWEATER, on the matter. I think my desire to ban him is just slightly greater than the enjoyment we get from calling out his douchebaggery. I think the final tilt of the scale is that banning him would be a slap in his teeth. He would know that he was truly unwelcome. It would be one less "home" for him. He could no longer "use" us to "promote" him in his quest to become infamous on google.
If I ever found myself with him in a dark alley, I would choke the shit out of him.
If I ever found myself with him in a dark alley, I would choke the shit out of him.
Balzac89
Undercover Mod
That's intense bro lol