Best Cat Toy Ever

skunkd0c

skunkd0c

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KLITE said:
My cats favourite toyrs are odd pieces of paper and plastic stuffs that i normally call rubbish. So when people come visit they think i live inrubbish but nah its just the cat toys.
I have previopusly thought about getting a kids fishig rod and attaching different toys on a string to the end of it. I kinda do that already with my arm and a robe tie. Make the fuckers refugee themselves big time. I can only imagine it with those fancy toys.
Last night my cat woke me up to be cute and purr and such so fucking nice
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my dog woke me up the other day, i was tired so i told him to fuck off
so he shit on the floor , personally i think that was a bit of an overreaction
 
charface

charface

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Since were complaining about cats. I bought mine a bed which they refuse to spend a single minute in. They prefer cooking pots, plastic bins or my book if I lay it down.
 
KLITE

KLITE

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my dog woke me up the other day, i was tired so i told him to fuck off
so he shit on the floor , personally i think that was a bit of an overreaction
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Ahahah you probably deserved it!
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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charface said:
Since were complaining about cats. I bought mine a bed which they refuse to spend a single minute in. They prefer cooking pots, plastic bins or my book if I lay it down.
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This is truth #5 about cats.

I love the pic in the plastic tote, fangs hanging and everything LOL. Our "cat bed" is a hiking boot shoe box. They love it. I bought a pricey "cat heated pad" for our old cat and it just gathered dust. He prefers the cardboard box… go figure.
 
charface

charface

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Hookabelly said:
This is truth #5 about cats.

I love the pic in the plastic tote, fangs hanging and everything LOL. Our "cat bed" is a hiking boot shoe box. They love it. I bought a pricey "cat heated pad" for our old cat and it just gathered dust. He prefers the cardboard box… go figure.
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His fangs are really long.
His persona and teeth remind me
Of the last shark.
 
C

CC Dobbs

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Unclebaldrick said:
Www.nekoflies.com

Sorry to use a whole thread for this spammy message. Cat haters please move on. But it will be worth it for those of you with house-tigers.

The wife and I got the kitties an amazing cat toy this Christmas. It is driving them insane.

It's a pretty standard concept, toy on a string connected to stick - but the toys are apparently crafted with an uncanny cat psychology. There are a bunch of attachments - we have two of them.

Even our older, docile cat is being driven insane by these things. And the boy is completely over the hill. We have to put the one that looks like a flying bug away after playtime of it will be destroyed, the mouse is much more durable.

Yep, pricey. You can make your own stick. But totally worth it.

The reviewer is not being compensated for this shameless spam.
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The best toy for a cats is a very recently dead baby.They are pretty easy to find and you can recycle them when the stink starts.
 
charface

charface

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Hookabelly said:
He's got a proprietary paw on your junk… Is he jealous b/c he's neutered?

PS if you EVER adopt that cat out.. What a doll he is! I miss my siamese (though that one looks more snowshoe or Burmese)
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The one on my junk is a girl.
she was bottle fed so she is very lovely dovey.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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charface said:
The one on my junk is a girl.
she was bottle fed so she is very lovely dovey.
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Okay revised assessment: She's still proprietary of you and wants your wife to know that you are her cat husband.

And BTW, bottle fed has nothing to do with it. Our Bengal was adopted early and had to be specially fed and he's a total ASSHOLE. Says more about the kind of mother I am I guess.
 
charface

charface

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Bengals are cool.
They are spotted if memory serves? I can see myself gounf full on crazy cat lady in time.

Oh well, they are good company.

They do get jealous and shit though.

The calico will wander in for some attention and catch that white bitch in my lap and literally runs out of the room all indignant like.
 
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