BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

[mastakoosh]

ok I got a riddle for ya what runs but doesnt walk and has a mouth but doesnt talk?

a mute meth head?

 

[Twistyman]

morning all.........

a river........do I get a prize?!?!?

How about a good morning beating........... And before you say it...."NOT THAT"...

 

[Stoney McFried]

Yeah, you do.I hate tampons.Pads are better.

I wonder how often a girl goes to pull the ripcord, and just the string comes out... What then? You gotta go digging for it?

 

[Twistyman]

Stoney....

 

[Twistyman]

Yeah, you do.I hate tampons.Pads are better.

They make great bass drum beater muffles...... Really !!

 

[korvette1977]

Im making Cup cakes .................

 

[Stoney McFried]

Stoney....

Lol.Do you leave the string on or off?

They make great bass drum beater muffles...... Really !!

 

[tipsgnob]

Im making Cup cakes .................

what kind??

 

[korvette1977]

what kind??

Van with Cream cheese frosting and an array of sprinkles

 

[tipsgnob]

Van with Cream cheese frosting and an array of sprinkles

mmmmmmmmmmm.....i'm hungry...

 

[Twistyman]

Im making Cup cakes .................

Van with Cream cheese frosting and an array of sprinkles

Sounds great ..I like oatmeal, blueberry or banana...so... like sprinkles I see...any little inside naughty sprinkle jokes you'd like to share.... we're bored...

Lol.Do you leave the string on or off?

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Pads.....................................................................................................................................................

 

[Twistyman]

I keep getting message too short..thats why all the ....'s

 

[Stoney McFried]

Dontcha hate that?I use smileys sometimes.

I keep getting message too short..thats why all the ....'s

 

[korvette1977]

mmmmmmmmmmm.....i'm hungry...

I just pulled them from the oven,, i mixed up the frosting,, In about an hr I'll put the frosting on and then make em pretty

 

[tipsgnob]

I just pulled them from the oven,, i mixed up the frosting,, In about an hr I'll put the frosting on and then make em pretty

man...your 18 hours away...they will be cold by the time I get there......

 

[korvette1977]

man...your 18 hours away...they will be cold by the time I get there......

LoL I'll be In NYC .. so You'll have to wait till I get home ..about 10-11pm.. But I'll save some for ya

 

[MrHowardMarks]

You do an awful lot of baking for a man vette, do you feel pretty? Oh, so, pretty?

Yeah, you do.I hate tampons.Pads are better.

Wow, I wasn't expecting it to be a common thing, I figured it would only happen once in a blue moon. That sucks... I'd be pissed if I pulled the string and just got a string... Must be hard to remove, being lodged in there all expanded and moist...


-- I was thinking twisty kept his bass drum full of tampons, dangling from the hardware...

 

[Stoney McFried]

Happened to me when I tried them...they say if you have them in right, you don't feel them...bull.How can you not feel a big wad of cotton crammed in your fajita?And, you can get toxic shock syndrome from them.Why even bother?

You do an awful lot of baking for a man vette, do you feel pretty? Oh, so, pretty?





Wow, I wasn't expecting it to be a common thing, I figured it would only happen once in a blue moon. That sucks... I'd be pissed if I pulled the string and just got a string... Must be hard to remove, being lodged in there all expanded and moist...


-- I was thinking twisty kept his bass drum full of tampons, dangling from the hardware...

 

[Twistyman]

Julia Child

 

[korvette1977]

You do an awful lot of baking for a man vette, do you feel pretty? Oh, so, pretty?





Wow, I wasn't expecting it to be a common thing, I figured it would only happen once in a blue moon. That sucks... I'd be pissed if I pulled the string and just got a string... Must be hard to remove, being lodged in there all expanded and moist...


-- I was thinking twisty kept his bass drum full of tampons, dangling from the hardware...

Im Bored Bro .. Its too cold to do anything outside , The house is clean . so i get baked and then bake ,, Here have a cupcake