I opened the fridge saw that the bottle was still in the same spot - nearly full. He put the cap back on that night and never touched it again. Final score:
Suzie..........1
Old Man...0
Reminds me of when we were emptying out my grandparents house 2012, very straight laced, uptight moralists (pushing fundamentalists.) In the very back of my grandmother's medicine cabinet was a 6 oz brown glass bottle with a very aged hand written label listing it as morphine, cannabis indica, chloroform, alcohol, and something else I cant remember listed in ml. I think it was just called Elixir or something like that, no brand. Nice calligraphy on the label but not branded or commercial.
My mom had never seen it, neither did my uncle or any of the cousins. The best we could guess is that it was from before they were born and had been transported through at least 3 houses over 60+ years, it might have even belonged to the great-grandparents but we had no way to find out. We measured the concoction before tossing it and found that only one dose per the label instructions, had ever been taken from it. My uncle took the empty bottle to the local pharmacy to see if anyone remembered where it might have come from but no one had any knowledge of who sold what in the area back in the 1900's.
The fact that bottle survived that long with no one in the last 2 generations having ever seen it kind of blew our minds. We all wondered which grandparent or great-grandparent took the single dose and said, "Oh, hell no!" but still refused to toss the bottle for almost 100 years.
Edit: I may put in my will something like, "To anyone who successfully finds any of the MDMA, LSD, or weed I've misplaced over the years, enjoy. It's all quality and safe."