Blaze & Daze

Some farmer nearby had a whole section of opium poppies growing in his field, not sure what he planned on doing with them but the cops harvested the field for him and arrested him.
These too are of that variant. A tiny booger of the dried milky sap is very bitter and will make your tongue numb for quite some time - nature's analgesic. They've grown wild here for 25 years, always visible from the road, never an issue. Guessing the previous owner brought them over from Belgium. Other Europeans in the area claim that the heads were cut in half and placed in cheese cloth for teething children - in the old country. Most of the LEOs here are from the city and couldn't identify jackshit when it comes to agriculture - lucky I guess. Angel's trumpet can easily kill a person, so there's that, and it grows everywhere- quite invasive, yet pretty white flowers that bloom at night.

The neighbour's calf got loose once and someone driving by called the cops. The cop kid that showed up had no clue what to do and wanted to shoot it. SMH.
 
These too are of that variant. A tiny booger of the dried milky sap is very bitter and will make your tongue numb for quite some time - nature's analgesic. They've grown wild here for 25 years, always visible from the road, never an issue. Guessing the previous owner brought them over from Belgium. Other Europeans in the area claim that the heads were cut in half and placed in cheese cloth for teething children - in the old country. Most of the LEOs here are from the city and couldn't identify jackshit when it comes to agriculture - lucky I guess. Angel's trumpet can easily kill a person, so there's that, and it grows everywhere- quite invasive, yet pretty white flowers that bloom at night.

The neighbour's calf got loose once and someone driving by called the cops. The cop kid that showed up had no clue what to do and wanted to shoot it. SMH.
From the minor amount of Googling I did the same strain is used for cooking as is for harvesting the sap from. The oozing scars on the seed pods is a giveaway.
 
So I can be a dick sometimes for my own amusement.
Wife is a fish replica artist & her studio is in our 2.5 car garage.
I found these cool little electronic "beepers" that issue a couple of quick beeps every 5-45 minutes at complete random so I stuck one on a florescent lamp reflector where it can't be seen like a month ago.
It will go off & she drops what she's doing & searches furiously but never finding. Her: "There it was, did you hear it?" I of course feign deafness & she calms down for a bit only to have this little scenario play over several times daily.

I'll no doubt pay big for this when she figures it out - but for now it is worth it and priceless!

 
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My oldest son put a digital watch in the wall when I was putting new stairs in 3 f*cking alarms set never did find it
That's brilliant and evil, yes brilliantly evil. I would of course threaten him with being the next one to be walled up with no way in or out.

Every time I take down a wall for something I put some sort of twisted message inside the wall. "Get out while you can, the entity will find you!" is in one bathroom. The other bathroom has blood red hand prints being dragged along the cement backer board from the tub to the door with
"Help Me!" written on the wall behind the tiles in blood red again. The living room has 'Sorry, no cocaine bricks here." Painted into the cinder block in black.

By the time I'm done just about every room of the house will have a hidden message that is only accessible by taking out a wall or ripping up a floor.
 
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