Katatawnic
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The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors," so C and G are left with an open fifth between them; after a few rounds, G is out flat. F tries to augment the situation, but isn't quite sharp enough. Heading straight for the bathroom, D says, "I'll just be a second." Moments later A follows, but the bartender doesn't believe that this relative of C isn't a minor, and kicks him out. He then notices a Bb hiding in the corner and says, "What is this?! You're the seventh minor I've seen in here tonight!"
The next evening, Eb comes in wearing a 3-piece suit, and the bartender says, "You're looking pretty sharp! This could be a major development." After a few drinks, Eb takes off his suit and stands there au naturel, as C, who passed out at the bar the night before, wakes up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.
So C goes to trial, is convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and sentenced to 10 years of intonation at an upscale correctional facility. The conviction is overturned on appeal, however, and C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
Meanwhile, the bartender decides that since he's only had tenor 20 patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a break and closes the bar.
The next evening, Eb comes in wearing a 3-piece suit, and the bartender says, "You're looking pretty sharp! This could be a major development." After a few drinks, Eb takes off his suit and stands there au naturel, as C, who passed out at the bar the night before, wakes up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest.
So C goes to trial, is convicted of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and sentenced to 10 years of intonation at an upscale correctional facility. The conviction is overturned on appeal, however, and C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
Meanwhile, the bartender decides that since he's only had tenor 20 patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a break and closes the bar.
Supported myself and my kids as a vocalist, but had to retire very early two years ago. Now I am just a music lover who sings for her own enjoyment at home, and musically lives vicariously through her hubby (bassist, vocalist, writer) and son (guitarist and everything-else-ist LOL).