Can you have a baby in Heaven?

Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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I die, I was good, holy, religious, etc.. I go to Heaven. Same with my wife on Earth.. Now we're souls in Heaven, what happens if we have sex, what happens if I impregnate her? Can she deliver a child already born into Heaven?
 
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offthehook

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I 'd rather consider Heaven to be our collective gene depot & (sub)conscience that's funtioning on micro as well as macro scale simultaniously .

Fromout this perception your objective would be to reprocreate perpetually & in disregard of how you would name the location of where now exactly this might be happening. :)
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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offthehook said:
I 'd rather consider Heaven to be our collective gene depot & (sub)conscience that's funtioning on micro as well as macro scale simultaniously .

Fromout this perception your objective would be to reprocreate perpetually & in disregard of how you would name the location of where now exactly this might be happening. :)
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I have no idea what you're trying to say..
 
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tech420

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I did not get offthehooks comment either. Makes no sense.I guess it might be infinite, is that declared by scripture?I would think it might be impossible to have children since you are just the soul not the physical body of yourself (if that makes sense).Otherwise those who get 'heaven' babies are just cutting out the experience of 'living' and going straight to the afterlife.
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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tech420 said:
I did not get offthehooks comment either. Makes no sense.I guess it might be infinite, is that declared by scripture?I would think it might be impossible to have children since you are just the soul not the physical body of yourself (if that makes sense).Otherwise those who get 'heaven' babies are just cutting out the experience of 'living' and going straight to the afterlife.
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The force is strong in you young padawan..
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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...heaven is a baby. When you set your attention inside instead of outside, you're sending that attention into 'matter'. The sun does the same thing and we have vegetation (etc...) Remember Jim Morrison's famous line in 'the end' - "Mother! I want to (well, you know :) ) That was a psychological key he was giving out. Meditation. This is the state that produces the child of your consciousness. The 'real' you which is in 'heaven' (meaning - Complete - 'the end' of the old self and it's ways).
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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eye exaggerate said:
...heaven is a baby. When you set your attention inside instead of outside, you're sending that attention into 'matter'. The sun does the same thing and we have vegetation (etc...) Remember Jim Morrison's famous line in 'the end' - "Mother! I want to (well, you know :) ) That was a psychological key he was giving out. Meditation. This is the state that produces the child of your consciousness. The 'real' you which is in 'heaven' (meaning - Complete - 'the end' of the old self and it's ways).
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I have no idea what you're trying to say ;)
 
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offthehook

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Now it's getting funny as I think to clearly understand most of what he says.

Maybe things are more easy to understand ones you been exposed to some outerbody experience and been engaging yourselves with meditation.
Different insights will apear more easely to understand that way, but it would be hard to elaborate upon in just the convined space of a message board.

Ah well, I reckon it's just a you get it or you don't situation.

Not all ppl need to understand what there is to know & In the end it's all only just play-thought.
 
Heisenberg

Heisenberg

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eye exaggerate said:
...heaven is a baby. When you set your attention inside instead of outside, you're sending that attention into 'matter'. The sun does the same thing and we have vegetation (etc...) Remember Jim Morrison's famous line in 'the end' - "Mother! I want to (well, you know :) ) That was a psychological key he was giving out. Meditation. This is the state that produces the child of your consciousness. The 'real' you which is in 'heaven' (meaning - Complete - 'the end' of the old self and it's ways).
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Meditation or thought/effort focused inside the head feeds the fruit of your consciousnesses 'matter', the more it matters the more it can manifest to you and allow you to bond with it, at which point you become one with what you have produced.

Decent translation?
 
kevin

kevin

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Padawanbater2 said:
I die, I was good, holy, religious, etc.. I go to Heaven. Same with my wife on Earth.. Now we're souls in Heaven, what happens if we have sex, what happens if I impregnate her? Can she deliver a child already born into Heaven?
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You can't be serious?
 
Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

Omgwtfbbq Indicaman

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A priest described to me his interpretation of heaven about 14 years ago, he's since gotten married and left the church but i will always remember what he said, "Heaven is to be basking in God's Embrace for eternity" so basically, i think you'd have to get god to step out of the room, unless he wants to watch.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

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Omgwtfbbq Indicaman said:
A priest described to me his interpretation of heaven about 14 years ago, he's since gotten married and left the church but i will always remember what he said, "Heaven is to be basking in God's Embrace for eternity" so basically, i think you'd have to get god to step out of the room, unless he wants to watch.
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And wager that the angel you're eyeing is less of a great **** than God.
I mean, what would be finer than reaching cliff's edge and shouting "Oh, you!"? cn
 
eye exaggerate

eye exaggerate

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Heisenberg said:
Meditation or thought/effort focused inside the head feeds the fruit of your consciousnesses 'matter', the more it matters the more it can manifest to you and allow you to bond with it, at which point you become one with what you have produced.

Decent translation?
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...yes :) But if a person hasn't really done much to purify their mind, they will produce something in accordance with the level of that mind. Sounds fckd, and it kind of is...but I've noticed it to be true. Anyway, what the alchemists referred to as the retention of the sexual function (and the redirecting of that energy within - to the brain ) was how to produce a baby 'in a manger' - the body - the 'garden' of eden. The goal of it was a 'pure' creation (without actually creating anything at all - the mind and the matter do that and you are only a 'structure' for that 'communion' to take place in. Some scientists knew about this. Hence the term "Brainchild", I suppose :lol:


...if you'd like to, remove all the terms you don't like and apply those which suit you. You might find this interesting. If not, that's cool. I just like to read it because it's nothing usual.

http://www.sacred-texts.com/wmn/cws/cws25.htm
 
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CC Dobbs

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Padawanbater2 said:
I die, I was good, holy, religious, etc.. I go to Heaven. Same with my wife on Earth.. Now we're souls in Heaven, what happens if we have sex, what happens if I impregnate her? Can she deliver a child already born into Heaven?

My understanding of sex in heaven is that is not allowed. I have been told that upon entering heaven everyone has to surrender their genitals except ordained priests. They have been permitted to retain their sex organs as a reward for their celibacy and have circle jerks every Friday afternoon right before the fish fry.

If somehow a woman is heaven became pregnant and gave birth would the child upon death have to go somewhere else?
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