can you remember the 1st you got with mary?

first time for me was back in summer before 5th grade lol me n my boys went to our older friends house any we must have been smokin some kreeper cuz the first time i smoke i didnt feel shit so i wasnt expecting shit well we got done and it was raining out and i was goin up a hill then BOOM she smacked me right in da fuckin face i slide down this muddy ass hill laughin my ass off the whole way down i could even walk straight i was like one of those annoying kids that you hate to get high with lol but i remember trying to rided my bike back home HOLY SHIT i could only imagin what people where thinking when they seen me ridein pass laughin my ass off over dumb shit lmao

cool story bro'.. I think I cannot remember when I first got with mary... it's been a few years... man I wish I can remember, peace out, stoned

You mean my first lesbian experience? well Mary came on to me

No, actually my first time was at 16 when my mom smoked out with me, I have Epilepsy so mom decided to introduce me to Mary.

I was about 26. Smoked a joint with my sister in her back yard. 30 mins later my parents showed up. I was fucked up. I got all paranoid & said I was really tired & was going to have a nap. Went & hid in my nephews bedroom layed down & closed my eyes. stayed there for about 5 hours, or so I thought. When I looked at the clock all of 3 minutes had passed.

Bad times man.. Real bad times..

Next time was at my apartment about 3 weeks later. 20 minutes after smoking one, FUCKING DAD stops by just to say hi.

I swear.. the bastard has a pot radar or something.. Always showing up 20 mins after I smoke one.

That was about 14 years ago.. I've gotten better at smoking since then.

about 7yrs old smokin my dads roaches out of the ashtray (someday im going to be like you dad)

On the beach in Panama City 1970.....mary has been a good lay ever since!

Summer of 78'. I caught my older brother and his friend smoking in an overgrown empty lot. I wanted in on it so they said wtf and let me hit their pipe. Didn't do anything for me. The second time I smoked was a couple of months later and this time I did get stoned. After that I knew this was something I would be doing for a while. That was 32 years ago.

i was 12 or 13 and i smoked some slate hash i can still remember the high i could barely see after it......and im going on 21 soon ...

well under a blanket, i smoked a joint in a make shift bong with my friends brother, i was 11, he was 13, fuck we were young, then i went home and ate 4 mini pizzas, a bag of chips, candy and passed out.

i was in middle school i think??...went to dc to meet an old friend..smoked an ounce in 3 days with 4 kids...i was dumb fucked up the whole trip..i ended up with a shaved head...we watched men in black 2 like 8 times but never knew what teh movie was about...idk it wasf uckin fun tho

I was like 13 and with 2 friends. We'd smoked cigs before and one of the guy stole a joint from his dad, we smoked while hanging out in his back yard.

Little while later we were fucked up walking around the town he lived in and started freaking out thinking the cops were coming after us.

I still have the scar on my arm from falling during that run. Lol

First time for me was was in the 7th grade. Friend of mine bet me $10 that i would come over after school and smoke with him. So after school I went and met with him and a few other friends he got a quarter from his older brother and we smoked the whole thing. After that i remember attempting to skate around the neighborhood blazed laughing my ass off at everything as we headed to another one of Friends house. But Me being blazed i forgot how much his rot hated the sound of a skateboard coming down the hill and how little the shock collar actually effected him. Next thing i know I'm getting tackled off my board by 150lb rot who then proceeds to lick my face.

I was 16 it was my sophomore year of HIGH school second semester, I was with my best friends who were juniors, one of their brothers I knew well who graduated the previous year, and a girl we all knew pretty well too. We walk out into a slightly wooded section just off a pretty popular path, sit down break out the pipe, load a couple bowls, when it finally gets to me I'm so nervous that I shake too badly to light the lighter or hold the lighter near the pipe lol. I thought it was a huge deal to smoke and that it was so illegal but once I stood up my legs felt like jello, walking was amazing, and I was so damn happy. I told myself I'd probably do it again but never buy, few days went by and no one offered me to smoke and I wanted to horribly, so I was like fuck that where can I get this shit hahaha

I was staying over at a friends house in Grade 7, when some guy came and picked us up we drove around and smoked a few bowls out of a pipe, went home and tripped the fuck out!

i'm one of those that didn't get high my first time. i was 11. a week later i got high for real because i thought i could smoke a shit ton and not get high. we ended up having to walk downtown with some prissy older bitch so she could get her nails done and i kept lagging about a block behind because i couldn't concentrate hard enough to keep up. then i tripped in the middle of a 2 lane main road that we had to cross. i fell on the ground and sat there for about a minute laughing my ass off and traffic was stopped waiting for me to get the hell out of the way. then the bitch got real pissed and started hoofing it so i didn't see them again till i got to the nail place where i ate 3 bags of doritos from the corner store. good times.

I miss the old times.