Who is the moron? Your claim is every method used for 'artificial light' indoor growing does not work.... So only sun light works?
HPS and MH are most street lights.
LEDs work, though you're certainly no NASA scientist, but.... nvm.
Fluoros have worked for decades, CFLs improve upon them greatly with 'multiple tubes'. It's like having several strip fluoros.
Car lights.... not the greatest as they're typically halogen, which create lots of heat, but also lots of light.