Chimp attacks woman. Discuss.

george22879

george22879

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I'm sure everyone has heard about this by now.

Turns out the chimp was fed xanax.
Lets see...wild animal+xanax=getting face ripped off.

Any questions?
 
7cotton7

7cotton7

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hahaha a dude told me about this in class today. thats freakin hilarious. i wanna find the police call i heard it was hilarious. she stabed the chimp and didnt phase him.
 
Sunnysideup

Sunnysideup

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The chimp did not belong in a human home, he didn 't belong dressing himself and using the toilet, he didn't belong riding in a car, he didn't belong at the dinner table....People need to learn to draw that line....HUMANS.......ANIMALS. Everyone has their place and this animal was definitely put in the wrong place.
 
The Son of Man

The Son of Man

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Sunnysideup said:
The chimp did not belong in a human home, he didn 't belong dressing himself and using the toilet, he didn't belong riding in a car, he didn't belong at the dinner table....People need to learn to draw that line....HUMANS.......ANIMALS. Everyone has their place and this animal was definitely put in the wrong place.
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I hope your not talking about my little dachshund and my little fluffy rabbit---because they are people! :)
 
7cotton7

7cotton7

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for real its old washed up acting chimp that was just fed up with everything since he got fat. hollywood that will do it to you
 
DeweY

DeweY

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Lol i feel for him ..maybe not his fault be good if it flighted back and rampaged round the town for abit ... With Live broadcasting ..Haha
 
7cotton7

7cotton7

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DeweY said:
Lol i feel for him ..maybe not his fault be good if it flighted back and rampaged round the town for abit ... With Live broadcasting ..Haha
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im with this guy. give him the knife and guns and let him go to town. like for real. would make for great reality t.v. i would watch every week.
 
hopbr4

hopbr4

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i heard the 911 call and it is fucking hysterical. i feel bad for laughing at others misfortune but come on who would go to someones house who owns a 200 lb chimp thats barred out
 
The Son of Man

The Son of Man

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I wouldn't have been afraid of it before now---I mean it was someones pet for years---I probably would have tried to smoke it out :)
 
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