Christmas Sucks
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cannabineer
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Christmas is what you make it, Dude. i send good thoughts.
Winter Woman
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Now that I'm definitely over 50 I have decided to live my dash on the positive side. Please, don't waste your precious time with the negative. Merry Christmas.
Alienwidow
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My christmas sucks too jig. The X fucked it all up as usuall. But at least i got you guys and those other guys who think that their plants are going to hermi if they shine the light from their i phones on them once. Those guys make me happy. 
dannyboy602
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aw man i've been there. for all the reasons i have to feel sorry for myself i just refuse to. nor should you. spend the day in a soup kitchen seeing what misery really is, and you'll feel a little better.
Winter Woman
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Oh man, I hadn't heard that one. Too funny.My christmas sucks too jig. The X fucked it all up as usuall. But at least i got you guys and those other guys who think that their plants are going to hermi if they shine the light from their i phones on them once. Those guys make me happy.
Sunbiz1
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Well hello there stranger...Merry Christmas!
jigfresh
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My christmas sucks too jig. The X fucked it all up as usuall. But at least i got you guys and those other guys who think that their plants are going to hermi if they shine the light from their i phones on them once. Those guys make me happy.
They make me happy too.
Thanks.
Winter Woman
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We invited 4 of our neighbors for Christmas breakfast. None of us have family down here. So we got together and laughed our asses off telling stories and lies. Life is what you make it.
Sunbiz1
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I've done this, only I was the recipient of the soup at one point in my life and homeless...things are much, much better now. As Kid Rock once stated, I've slept in dumpsters and gotten high w/kings.
Merry Christmas!
Winter Woman
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Merry Christmas, I was only gone... what? A month? It felt like a century which makes me think RIU is addictive.
Talked with family back in MI they say it is 19 degrees outside and my oldest brother lost power. What's it like by you? Oh, 68 degrees here I think I need a sweater.
Winter Woman
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That is sad. I'm sure she really could use the visit too.I called my neighbor yesterday to see if I could visit, she's in her 60s and single. She wasn't home because she fell and broke her hip a couple days ago.We're in the mountains and I don't know if she'll ever be able to live here again.
kinddiesel
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no kids here im 36. the old lady goes to her moms and I go to my parents house for dinner and open gifts. i cant eat any thing at all they cook I sit there like a stupid fuck watch people eat, health condition don't allow me to eat jack shit unless I cook it my self. I don't get the idea of only seeing people only once a year so yeah ants and unclesshowing up as well . but mainly I sit home for 2 straight days.
420God
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Hey everyone. I'm really surprised there isn't a thread on how shitty christmas is yet. I guess I'm the only sad piece of shit determined to have a bad day today.
Anyone else? Feel free to join in my misery.
Took me an hour and a half to plow my driveway and now I have to fix another prolapsed piglet. I've had better Xmases.
Alienwidow
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I dunno what a prolapsed piglett is but it sounds like id make an ewwww sound when i saw it.
Sunbiz1
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Ditto here on the weather, about the same and heading colder again. Thankfully my garden has a radiator all to itself...feels like Malawi in the basement while remainder of home is cool.
Good thing too, cuz' I'm actually growing Malawi.
Hope all is well in Disney World etc...
neosapien
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Christmas sucked many years for us. My grandma died on Christmas Eve '96 after a very short battle with lung cancer. Still a bittersweet time of the year for sure but with time and new family additions the spirit of the holidays is being rejuvenated. Wishing you and yours warm thoughts Jig.
CaretakerDad
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Took me an hour and a half to plow my driveway and now I have to fix another prolapsed piglet. I've had better Xmases.
Just think what a shitty Christmas the piglet is having.....pun intended. Merry Christmas again to all of my flat screen friends at RIU.
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