Clean your shlongs!

buzzardbreath

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2016

• #21

this thread beats penis all over mine

 

bu$hleaguer

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2016

• #22

 

Chunky Stool

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2016

• #23

bu$hleaguer said:

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That's a penalty!

• unsportsmanlike conduct?
• Holding ?

 

tyler.durden

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• Dec 21, 2016

• #24

Chunky Stool said:

That's a penalty!

• unsportsmanlike conduct?
• Holding ?

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Unnecessary Roughness...

 

tyler.durden

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• Dec 21, 2016

• #25

bu$hleaguer said:

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That was pretty brazen. I would hang with this dude...

 

lokie

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• Dec 21, 2016

• #26

I keep one of these on hand just in case it's needed for those special unexpected occasions.

 

lokie

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• Dec 21, 2016

• #27

bu$hleaguer said:

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LOL. Dude got his pocket pool game on the news.

 

tyler.durden

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• Dec 21, 2016

• #28

lokie said:

I keep one of these on hand just in case it's needed for those special unexpected occasions.

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That size looks intimidating. Do you know if they have a size closer to, say, cherrios?

 

Blue Wizard

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• Dec 21, 2016

• #29

Some times you just gotta fap.

 

tyler.durden

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• Dec 21, 2016

• #30

lokie said:

LOL. Dude got his pocket pool game on the news.

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The thing in that vid that stuck out to me was that he went again around half time. I wouldn't want to have to clean those pants...

 

tyler.durden

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2016

• #31

Blue Wizard said:

Some times you just gotta fap.

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But, think of the children! Wait, no. Don't do that...

 

Indagrow

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• Dec 21, 2016

• #32

It's her job to clean it, that being said its been a while I do spit on it every so often.. But that's late in the day so I think I'm just building an organic condom


Hopefully it works

 

Chunky Stool

Well-Known Member

• Dec 21, 2016

• #33

Indagrow said:

It's her job to clean it, that being said its been a while I do spit on it every so often.. But that's late in the day so I think I'm just building an organic condom


Hopefully it works

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Gotta have proper spit viscosity & airflow.
And keep the fungus gnats away while it's drying. (Jurassic Park)

 

neosapien

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• Dec 21, 2016

• #34

I roll through the car wash every few weeks. Just the brush and rinse though. Never the wax. I'm not conceited.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Dec 22, 2016

• #35

neosapien said:

I roll through the car wash every few weeks. Just the brush and rinse though. Never the wax. I'm not conceited.

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greasemonkeymann

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• Dec 22, 2016

• #36

tyler.durden said:

I soak all my junk in straight Clorox before I go to see my prostitutes once or twice per month, so I know where you're coming from...

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BEFORE?!
wow, you ARE a considerate lover...

 

Indacouch

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• Dec 22, 2016

• #37

I just dunk my junk in the toilet after I pee every now and then .....and a quick shot of bathroom spray to the nuts and I'm good to go

 

farmerfischer

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• Dec 22, 2016

• #38

Indacouch said:

I just dunk my junk in the toilet after I pee every now and then .....and a quick shot of bathroom spray to the nuts and I'm good to go

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Indacrotch wash. Co. Inc .

 

farmerfischer

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• Dec 22, 2016

• #39

@Indacouch Lmfao.. Had to.

 

Gary Goodson

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• Dec 22, 2016

• #40

Blue Wizard said:

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Balls and dick, two balls and one dick
Balls, balls, dick, dick, balls and dick
Balls and dick, two balls and one dick
Balls, balls, dick, dick, balls and dick


I go around singing that part in church