Clean your shlongs!

How often do you clean your schlong?

  • Every day, weirdo

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Every couple of days, I don't use it that much

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Once a week (yuck)

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Once a month (super gross)

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Each time I clean it, I poop in the shower and have to stomp poop down the drain

    Votes: 4 30.8%

  • Pinny has a very clean schlong!

    Votes: 5 38.5%
  • Total voters
    13
Gary Goodson said:
Balls and dick, two balls and one dick
Balls, balls, dick, dick, balls and dick
Balls and dick, two balls and one dick
Balls, balls, dick, dick, balls and dick


I go around singing that part in church
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that's a thread-stopper
NOBODY can trump a dick n balls salute
wait..
did i just say Trump and dick and balls together?
interesting....
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Getting a vasectomy pre-inspection years ago, oh yeaaah! A stethoscope was hanging on the wall as a decoration, which I found odd, but me being the factoid retard that I am I asked the Dr. if he knew what the scientific word was for it.

He ruthlessly dropped my stretched gonads and perfectly said sphygmomanometer (sfĭg′mō-mə-nŏm′ĭ-tər).

My shriveled penis grew to its average flaccid size right in front of that Doc. I knew I was in good hands.
 
buzzardbreath said:
Getting a vasectomy pre-inspection years ago, oh yeaaah! A stethoscope was hanging on the wall as a decoration, which I found odd, but me being the factoid retard that I am I asked the Dr. if he knew what the scientific word was for it.

He ruthlessly dropped my stretched gonads and perfectly said sphygmomanometer (sfĭg′mō-mə-nŏm′ĭ-tər).

My shriveled penis grew to its average flaccid size right in front of that Doc. I knew I was in good hands.
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A sphygmomanometer is a blood pressure cuff. A stethoscope by any other name is still a stethoscope.

To stay on topic
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curious2garden said:
A sphygmomanometer is a blood pressure cuff. A stethoscope by any other name is still a stethoscope.

To stay on topic
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I was so excited to share that I stepped on my peepee. Thanks for the correction...indeed it was a blood pressure cuff hanging there.

Suddenly craving a carrot.
 
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